Oh, goddddd

"Because of an editing error, an earlier version of this article misstated which day the New York Mets suffered their 11th straight loss. It was on Sunday, not Monday. Even the Mets cannot lose on an off day."

Two copy editors high-fiving so hard right now

First: UGH at “gentle.” Second: I have to wonder if this friend? would even corroborate her insane story. Third, why is she, a v famous person, telling the entire world abt this one trans lady’s business to justify personal crusty takes???

fuck sam altman forever for taking away the last places where we could engage in good faith: the creative arts, which should be a testament to human ingenuity. i am so mad that everything i read or listen to or admire is now tainted with doubt. do you understand? he is a thief of joy and i HATE HIM

1. Horniness is a national security threat.
2. “ I will love you forever.”

"Don't ship unless it's canon" you are truly are the weakest link. Back in my day we shipped characters that never laid eyes on each other. We shipped characters that didn't even belong in the same universe or franchise. Canon is a chain we threw off long ago

The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.

Correct.

it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

Browsing this company's website and the only way I can describe what I'm seeing is imagine a school shooter was a management consultant

Me and my besties after being left behind by AI

Unless you fight back, censorship naturally expands. Sex, gender, "harmful material," "political extremism" are all amorphous, subjective categories.

Legislators try to define them, but ultimately it's a matter of opinion as to what should be allowed in public.

what is the charge. what crime has been done

As the father of a middle schooler I have seen the rebellion against AI forming there — even using “that’s AI, bro,” not indicating something is literally AI, but that something is metaphorically so — it’s sus, it’s bullshit, it’s bad weird

this race-bending the new musketeers thing is taking it way too far, next they'll be claiming Dumas was black or something

As usual this is not going to go well - it’s unfair to trans women; intersex women & ppl who don’t yet know they’re intersex are going to face trauma; and this will be used to harass cis queer, athletic, and military women in pageantry

Over just five days, the justices had decided the issue. Even as they debated the Obama plan’s possible burden on the power industry, in the entire chain of correspondence obtained by The Times, not a single justice, conservative or liberal, mentioned the dangers of a warming planet as one of the possible harms the court should consider.

Another data point in “originalism is a fraud.” So much for the law is the law we can’t think about the impact. They rail against “results oriented judging” in public but when their corporate clients make requests they know exactly what to do. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/18/u...

Holy shit this is wild. Whoever their inside source is has the goods.

NASA astronaut Christina Koch sits in an U.S. Navy MH-60S Seahawk attached to Helicopter Sea Combat Squadron (HSC) 23 on the flight deck of the San Antonio Class amphibious transport dock USS John P. Murtha (LPD 26) after returning from space on Apr. 10, 2026.

This picture of Astronaut Christina Koch after the Artemis landing is frankly incredible and beautiful.

I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"

A flatscreen display on a "smart" water fountain, demanding to be reconnected to the internet.

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try."

Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

Ultimately Silicon Valley’s fatal flaw is that it has a glut of losers in a loser echo chamber and they have no idea why nobody else thinks their ideas are good and fun

Why do we have to ship everyone? Why can't two kaiju just be emotionally intimate friends?

🎶The placenta falls to the floor

Oh damn

Be sure to read the whole thing.

All these crooks need to have their entire estates appropriated by the next administration. Nationalize their assets. Sell all their belongings off, including their tee vees and furniture. Give the proceeds to mutual aid groups.

LA! These kitties’ human passed away, and they need a new home! Please help them find one! Spread the word!

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My annual reminder that if you need to buy a window A/C this year do not simply buy the largest model you can afford. Energy Star has a sizing guide.

Why do you want an AC that is sized for your room?

Because an undersized A/C won't cool well and an oversized A/C will leave a space humid