I think watching videos of child sexual abuse is wrong

Debating Nazis is a dumb waste of time

I do everything Vaush wouldn’t do so I would be normal about everything

Tacoma Wept

I do not want to sexually abuse horses

I hate pedophilia

opened up bluesky and it was back on light mode for some reason

good pussy will have a guy laid up in bed talm bout “yeah matty healy on some fuckshit”

“slow children at play” is such a sick burn

This is what you get without an HOA.

We have one place in our neighborhood that isn’t governed by the HOA and this is what we get as a neighbor.

I applaud the dick suckers of the world I nearly throw up every time I brush my tongue

Look at my doctor Dawgggggg I’m going to die 😫🤯🤣

My neighborhood sucks

A man with glasses and a side shave crew cut types on his computer and says "ha ha, I sure love using AI to zoom out of pictures." We then zoom out to find that his room is littered with cardboard boxes that say the following "Gary Glitter Type Stuff," "Jared From Subway-Type Stuff," "Hard Drives with Hidden Toilet Camera Stuff," "Hard Drives with Bestiality," "More Bestiality," "Even More Bestiality." Beneath his computer table lies several discarded fleshlights, oozing with cum. On the table next to him lies a bloody hacksaw. A stream of blood is emanating from a hand on the floor that is just barely in frame.

"You're at the park?... Meet me by the turtle f*cker... yes, that's what I said..."

showing up to a dinner party with two bottles of wine

i'm the michael phelps of smoking weed

therapist: no dude you dont get it youre supposed to feel like shit

alf guest stars in a very special episode of succession

mario’s last name is mario. so is luigi’s.

Happy 71st Birthday, to CULT OF THE DEAD COW's Patron Saint, Mr. T!

george: i really stuck my foot in it this time, jerry!

jerry: what'd you do?

george: i tried swapping out the feather of truth for a heavier one!

jerry: ma'at's feather?

george: ma'at's feather!

jerry: well, did it work!

george: no, thoth caught me!

thoth: 𓉔𓆄𓆄 𓆓𓂋𓆄𓆄