Buck Bumble gets a remake from a real studio but Gex gets nothing but a shitty emulation pack.

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Do you ever think about how fucked up it is that GTA V runs on PS3?

The next hot fashion trend will be untied shoelaces but the shoelaces are like 6 feet long.

The more fashionable people will have like 30 laces hanging from their shoes and they will be even longer.

Browser add-on to change the YouTube “Not interested.” button to “I don’t fucking care.” or “Don’t ever show this to me again you piece of shit.”

Like for the price of a regular hibachi entree plus $3 I instead got what amounts to a regular hibachi entree with extra meat, and 3 sides.

I appreciate them overdoing it and screwing over the corporate owners a bit but I wasn’t that hungry!!!

Having one of those my steak is too juicy my lobster too buttery moments

Ordered a bento box from a hibachi place expecting a skimpy serving of noodle & shrimp with tons of veggie filler. I wanted something lighter

No veggies at all & I swear theres more noodle & shrimp in here than exist on Earth

Problem with BlueSky is you can’t search for anything without getting porn.

I was searching for “Steam arm” to see anything about Valve releasing arm support for Proton and instead I get various porn posts, almost none of which have anything to do with steam or arms.

Apparently the corrupt mods investigated themselves and found themselves innocent lol

It would be nice if the internet can have an attention span longer than 2 weeks and hold people accountable.

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Steam knows me very well

Google removes Doki Doki Panic from Google Play after The Irate Gamer tells them it was Mario 2 or something.

Made the mistake of eating an entire (thankfully hollow) chocolate Easter bunny in one sitting at the age of 38. Please send help.

Imagine buying 20 uncooked Yoshi egg cookies and eating them all raw alone in one sitting.

Anyway, Averge and his little buddies are all pieces of shit.

I mean, I get it. I’m a nerd too. I know how it feels. I’m assuming most of these people also have early to mid 20 year old brains. But like, when you’re this visible you have to have some self awareness. At the end of the day from an outsider point of view it just looks really pathetic.

It’s Mario

Watching the weird Super Mario Bros speed running shit happening has me asking, what is it about speed running that makes these toxic Discord cliques?

But it’s not speed running. It happens in many nerd communities. It’s just what happens when people with no power irl get a little power online.

Do people purchase insurance based on which commercial makes them laugh?

Good news, Reddit got rid of /r/all.

That combined with my refusal to use the explore tab in Bluesky means I now have no way of knowing what’s happening in the world anymore! I’m free!

Preliminal design for a 1993 Sega ad, recovered from the archives of the Brio toy company, which handled Sega's marketing in Sweden [a picture of Sonic asking "WHO THE F*CK IS MARIO?"] Final design of the ad, which replaced the attack on Mario with the slogan "Happiness can be bought for money" [a picture of Sonic saying "LYCKA KAN KÖPAS FÖR PENGAR"] Source: Martin Lindell, martinlindell.com/2019/11/24/sonic-springer-snabbt-in-i-sverige, via @FeoUltima, x.com/feoultima/status/1964670301712908579

In the spirit of April Fools' Day but without sacrificing the Supper Mario Broth veracity policy, here is a fact that seems so outlandish as to be a joke, but is actually true: in 1993, a Sega ad campaign briefly planned to use profanity to slander Mario.

I can’t think of any other profession that has absolutely perfected, MASTERED, made into a god damn art form the act of obstructing traffic and taking up as much unneeded space as possible in the way that landscapers/groundskeepers do.

Although to be fair, I was 8 years old. So it’s possible my sense of time interpreted something like 10 minutes as “ages”.

This is in the Brady Games unauthorized guide to Super Mario 64 from 1996.

How bored was the author to even figure this out? I remember when I was a kid I grinded out to 100 coins in hope of a star, it took ages. How long did 1,000 coins take?

They look like they’re melting.

My two year old loves Bluey. I just found out there’s a stage show.

What the fuck is this

Saw somebody censor the word “deadlift”.

Just let it all fucking end.

I need you all to see how stupid this fucking asshole is.

You know, despite not knowing what the big deal is I’m going to go out on a limb and say that maybe nobody needs to be sending death threats to people over their opinion of video game graphics card technology.

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Why are people so proud to be so fucking incapable of thought.