your bangs always look good!!

you can wear whatever you want to the grocery store! it’s not illegal (yet)!!

A metallic foil tray, with "Always Support The Bottom" embossed in the base.

In a world of changing values, one piece of advice remains constant:

[[Roast Beef is wearing a raccoon-skin hat and holds a telescope.]] Ray: Hoo-oooo! Ray: Boss kaleidoscope, Beef! Roast Beef: Man I was digging through all my old kid stuff in the attic this morning man Roast Beef: Check this thing out [[Ray looks through the telescope.]] Ray: Ha ha! Ray: With that coonskin cap on, you look like you're 69ing with the dudes from ABBA! Roast Beef: Three dudes can't 69 man think about it Ray: Actually, they can. Ray: It's called the Isosceles Lock. [[A projector screen opens from the ceiling.]] [[The lights dim and a diagram of the Isosceles Lock appears on the projector screen.]] Ray: Invented by the dudes from ABBA, the Isosceles Lock has revolutionized...

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smoked too much of that crucifixion kush now i'm "in da cave"

Bart is dead serious about going to itchy and scratchy land, but bart has been replaced by jonathan the tortoise

What a rollercoaster, man

You know drunk driving this motherfucker would be fun as shit

NOOOOOO

tom cruise popcorn one battle after another

so gross.

nah dude this shit is horrifying.

thank you and thank you!! my friend tattoos so it was pretty much just hanging out with him for an hour hahaha

it’s my birthday on the east coast, and i treated myself to a tattoo earlier today.

if you’d like to buy me a drink, my venmo is tentwentysixpm!! 😘

i unfortunately have encountered dudes like that!! good on you and your intuition.

the tweets are so fuckin creepy. whole thing is creepy!!

this is a WILD ride. YEESH

good on ya for reaching out. i’m glad she responded!!

“girl dinner” is infantilising and lame.

Woman Meal is provocative and cool.

Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Google’s AI tool shut up

women don’t need husbands, women need a collection of 70s shirts and a good waistcoat. a cool leather jacket doesn’t hurt.

rainy day mai tais and chinese food yesterday, bonus heart cheese.

i’d love to be on marlon brando’s island with his crate of big macs right now.

everyone on r/LAmetro right now.

now watching.

i never got into dawson’s creek, so this is where i really fell in love with james van der beek. RIP king.

a man wearing ear buds is running down a road ALT: a man wearing ear buds is running down a road

finished my rewatch of sex and the city (original series), and now you know what time it is.

anyone watch the leftovers on this website?????

when facebook was cool, it really was cool! it’s such a disaster heap now.

don draper protein cigarettes life cereal pitch

i like that the legion clearly got all of their sunglasses from the gas station.

me too! it’s impossible to find save for this old fashioned soda shop/general store out in pasadena/highland park.

get yourselves a man who makes a special delivery of a galco’s footlong blockbuster with your fave soda and chip on a random tuesday. ♥️♥️