This epitaph goes hard.

Connections
Puzzle #1045
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟪🟪🟪🟪

Wordle 1,767 4/6

⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜
⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Par🇮🇹le n°1567 3/6

⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜
⬜🟩🟩🟨🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 1,766 5/6

⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜
⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜
⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Connections
Puzzle #1043
🟪🟩🟦🟪
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟪🟨🟨🟨
🟨🟪🟨🟨
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟪🟪🟪🟪

Par🇮🇹le n°1566 4/6

🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨
⬜🟩🟨🟩⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Connections
Puzzle #1042
🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟪🟪🟪🟪

Wordle 1,764 4/6

⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨
🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜
🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

this morning, mamdani’s team got in touch with me to float a new tax proposal: if your net worth exceeds $5 million and you dress badly, you’ll be hit with a 10% annual levy for “visual pollution.” i would be in charge of deciding if the outfits are bad.

Connections
Puzzle #1041
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟪🟪🟪🟪
🟦🟦🟦🟦

Par🇮🇹le n°1564 6/6

⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜
🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜
🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩
🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩
🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 1,763 5/6

⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜
⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩
🟩🟨⬜⬜🟩
🟩⬜⬜🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

This place isn’t just not a place of honour — it’s a place best shunned and left uninhabited.

Some key points:
1. Something man-made is here
2. Something man-made is here and it is dangerous

Would you like to know more about what happens if you substantially disturb this place physically?

Connections
Puzzle #1040
🟦🟨🟪🟩
🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟩🟪🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟪🟪🟪🟪

Wordle 1,762 4/6

⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩
⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩
🟨⬜🟨⬜🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

samuel beckett was born on this day 120 years ago. astonishing to think that if he had survived, and could run 100m in 9.57 seconds, he would be not only the oldest but also the fastest man in the world - together with his nobel prize for literature, an astonishing trifecta

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Puzzle #1039
🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟪🟪🟪🟪
🟩🟩🟩🟩

Par🇮🇹le n°1562 4/6

⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜
🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩
🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 1,761 3/6

🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

It wasn’t on a wall anyway

Never seen one of these so-called common lizards before tho!

Well it’s definitely not a slow worm and it doesn’t look like a sand lizard

Does anybody know who this lizardy boy is?

Not local to me but I had a fantastic sea buckthorn ice cream somewhere in Yorkshire. I suppose Kentish cherry would be the move round here

Connections
Puzzle #1038
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟩🟦🟦🟦
🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟪🟪🟩🟪
🟪🟪🟩🟪
🟪🟪🟪🟪
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Par🇮🇹le n°1561 4/6

🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩
🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩
🟩🟩🟨⬜🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 1,760 5/6

⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜
⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩
⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩
⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Happy Praying Mantis Appreciation Day, to all who celebrate…

CHILD PRAYING MANTIS: Dad, who are we all praying to exactly?
DAD PRAYING MANTIS: Depends which religion you belong to
CHILD: So not all people follow the same religion?
DAD: No, son… we’re in sects

Bold to assume that the neater handwriting is the teacher’s