They’re so pwetttty I’m such a simp for my loves 🥺😭💕

Haven’t really been posting often cause… you see.. I have two amazing gorgeous gfs in my life 😍 and I haven been spending my time giving them kiss and compliments and taking them places and telling them how much I love and adore them 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

Two straight men talking

“Wow bro your balls are absolutely massive” “thanks bro, I love you so much bro” “I’m so glad we can be so open with each other and our feelings… and our bodies…” “me too bro, me too…. So can I touch them?” “Absolutely bro!”

Honestly? Yes… yes I do

Straight guys love it when you tell em how big their nuts are, they go absolutely crazy for it

ChatGPT, shit my fucking pants for me buddy

It’s called “Heaven in the Hell” kind of had some interesting plot lines but overall a cute one off story

My gfs came back from Cali with a substitoad shirt and a new gay manga for me to read, they know me so well ☺️

Judas Priest is so good dude

Like a solid 90%

My perfect career would be working at a video rental place in the 80s and 90s recommending obscure horror movies that you would absolutely hate

Finally started playing Cyberpunk, and I just wanna meet the fella who thought up the name “jig jig street” I need to have a conversation with you sir

Preach 🙌

Never let the world being fucked stop you from being freak nasty

You gotta say the “Satoru, Suguru” part in Mr. Loverman, it’s the LAW

You ever just crank it to a porno mag? Very retro very analog

They make bath time worth it 🙌

You heard me! It’s shampoo for horses and also me

I love using the horsey shampoo cause it makes me feel like a good boy 😤

It’s a true art form

I was doing this very advanced humor where I’m stupid as fuck and not even remotely funny

It’s storming hard this morning and gonna be until Saturday I love this time of the year so much 🥰

You watch JoJo’s for the story I watch it for the hot men we are not the same

i think this is my first time drawing hypno 😵‍💫

I love being a dumb bitch I wish I was stupider

Good thing daddies always here to take care of you baby girl 😘

What happens to dumb little baby girls who can't keep their pullups dry and leak in their pants? Well they get taken to the changing table and put in thick pampers of course!

So down!!!

Every time I pick up Yugioh cards

Must I exist everyday? What if I just exist for half of the days?