hmm . . . i think i would look really c00l . . . with painted claws .

i think my claws would look real good in red !

thats bluu oomf 💖

[ staring at her claws , eyes sparkling . . . imagining something . . . ]

pff - hehehehee ! alright !

. . . how much pasta is in 3 boxes ? like if you counted how much individual piece of pasta is in each box , i wonder what it would total to .

[ a stupid question she randomly thought of , actually humming in thought over it . ]

hmmm . . .
okay ! bet ! i bet i can fit like , a thousand pieces of pasta in my mouth ! :P

okie-doki-arti-chokie !

[ waddling over , curious stare . ]

what kind of experimeeeeent . . . 👀

after the rain stopped , i played in the mud . it was fun !

[ still covered in mud . ]

Just shoved an entire sandwich in my mouth . And then I drank orange juice .

as much as i love hearing my followers recite prayer for our ritual sacrifices, the child's voice is always a nice break from it all. she breaks up the monotony just enough to keep things fresh.

-- ! !

uncle nolaaay ! i swear , just as i mention you . . . it's like you just /know/ !
i've been fine aswell ! my friend yanked out a loose tooth of mine , and it was really numb for a day . . . but then i got 20 bucks from it , so it's okay !

i wonder hooow . . . uncle nolaaay is doing !

a loaf of bread , a container of milk , and a stick of butter

excuuuuuuse meeee ~ !

[ what the hell happened to "noob" talk ? ice cream may be that serious . . . ]

. . . . do i have to ? that sounds like noob talk .

okay i'm soooorry . . .
( only so you don't tattle to santa . )

why

i had a bag of chips and then i drank some apple juice

[ burp ]

. . . phew ! wait , what about the tooth fairy ? you didn't tell her , right ?
i'll still be getting my $20 ( possibly ) , right ?

[ and of course , her next concern is the money from the tooth . bro . ]

[ staring at his father with big wet eyes . blink blink . ]

so . i’m not in trouble ?

[ . . . does she not care about the swearing thing ? ]

[ sitting in the background with the widest eyes ever . ]

It appears you have not made sense of the severity of my actions — and so I must confess .

About 20 minutes ago , I have said a word I had before vowed to never say in an act of greed —
I believed myself to be quite stealthy , but unfortunately the man who promised me wealth hath betrayed my trust.

I don’t know that guy . He’s a stranger who offered me 10 bucks if I were to be vulgar . In my greed , I accepted the offer and in turn got what I have sown .

Unfortunately , he hath betrayed my trust — and I now have to face the consequence of my action . Father and Elliot , please forgive me .

you have forsaken me .

hehehee ! high-five !

[ slapping the other hacker’s palm , giggling as she took the $10 ! wagging her tail ! ]

well , i hope she gives me more . the tooth i lost is worth about 20 buckaroos ! so she owes me 20 buckaroos !

hmmmm . . .

[ looking around . no one else was around — but , ah . . . there still is a chance . she has a bad feeling .
. . . a $10 is a $10 , though ! ]

— FUUCK ❗️❗️
okay , now give me the $10 . :D

make it $10

my dad is nice so i won’t agree .
and the tooth fairy is giving me money so i can’t agree either .

. . . but if i say a bad word , do you promise not to tell my dad ? or the tooth fairy ?

yeah ! metal as f — flip .
i can’t say that word because my dad would get mad at me and i’m expecting the tooth fairy today but . yeah !