Posh Assholes (and how to Fuck Them) Summary: June's friend Henry is extremely hot and - quite clearly - extremely into rich people things. Stuff like expensive port and tax avoidance and general information about the Cayman Islands. Alex can play that game, okay - especially if it means he can get Henry under him. * “Hey. I’m Alex, June’s brother. I’m in pre-law. Do you ski?” Nailing it.

POSH ASSHOLES (AND HOW TO FUCK THEM)
by clottedcreamfudge & everwitch

✨️ Alex thinks Henry's a rich asshole. In order to woo the man, he must speak Henry's language.
✨️ ... Henry therefore thinks Alex is an asshole.
✨️ Meet-ugly collab with CCF!

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Unless they're paying me rent, all spiders are outdoor spiders

Dark Grandpa Kurt Cobain

I love her

I think I'll see it a third time next weekend 🥰🥰🥰 I can't stop listening to the score!

❤️

guys, this is how you lose the time war

absolutely not get the fuck out of here

I'm so bummed, they haven't toured here since 2017 but the last time I saw them was maybe 2010 or so 😭😭😭

SEE AMERICA RIGHT I would have lost my fucking mind

I'm definitely not looking at the setlist of the show we missed last night and seething with jealousy, absolutely not 😭 www.setlist.fm/setlist/the-...

We're cursed, I've come to accept it

Thank you, I hope so too 😭

a brief history of events:
jul 25: family holiday, i wake up the morning of my bday with covid and cancel the rest of our plans
jan 26: i take a week off work, my daughter ends up in hospital
apr 26: take 3 days off work to see one of our fave bands with my husband, he gets rsv and we have to cancel

the mini crossword isn't in my app 😭

They've just fucking escalated I'm going to screeeeeeeam

thank you everyone 🥰🥰 I appreciate everyone who has been cheering me on along this very long journey

It will be used! I think it will live on the long ottoman I use as my reading couch

Oh I definitely picked out alternate covers where I could 😂

Measuring 115x200cm, with 104 book squares, 12 months of reading, and 15 months of crocheting...

My 2025 book blanket is now complete

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Can't wait to re-experience the joy of this story with everyone!

(he's fine, I forgot to mention that part)

my dog ate 10 easter eggs and had to be rushed to the vet. such a funny april fools prank.

Just deleted 4 instances of the word 'please' from an email before sending it! I kept one cause I'm not a monster. Girl boss!!!

YAYYYYYYYYYY

hahaha I had to explain that to my kids as well 😂

YAY I'm so glad! We're going to see it again this weekend

I would, if one was closer