There’s this guy named Jeffrey Epstein. Remember him? Yeah, keep on saying his name.

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kolchak ® 7h EVEN IF YOU START A NUCLEAR WAR, WE WILL CRAWL OUT OF THE ASHES AS SEVEN-LEGGED MUTANTS DEMANDING THE RELEASE OF THE EPSTEIN FILES.

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Say what you mean and mean what you say!

Just because a President announces he’s agreed to a two week ceasefire moments before he threatened to commit war crimes, does not mean he is suddenly fit to serve. #25thAmendment

THIS is why the 25th Amendment was ratified. TODAY. NOW.

From Chicago Tribune: Chicago voter turnout around 19% by afternoon rush, second lowest on record

Get out and vote people! Bundle up if you have to. You can do same-day registration… and polls are open until 7pm.

Make your voice heard.

Let's elect people who have put gas in a car and shopped at a grocery store.

Help someone save their game

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How come “How are you going to pay for it?” is never asked about endless war?

I'm still alive. Stressed beyond belief but still here. My hormone clinic bent the knee in advance and dropped all their trans patients because of threats to their funding. Now I have to try and manage to pay for my care out of pocket when I'm disabled and already barely skating by.

Happy Meowlentines Day

Adonis is so freaking hambsome

A photo of a cat under a bed with a rotisserie chicken with the caption: This is Beans. Beans stole a while rotisserie chicken off the counter. Not a piece. The whole chicken. Beans dragged it under the bed and growled at us for forty minutes. Beans is 9 pounds.

Become ungovernable

Mrs. Angry: I thought you were going to do the dishes

Me: should we really be talking about this? THE DOW IS OVER 50,000

Exactly

To all the people angry that teenagers are protesting ICE during school hours:

If they can practice active shooter drills and learn how to tourniquet their classmates, they’re entitled to an opinion on how they’re treated.

Digital painting depicting a dangerous-looking old woman with long dark hair, long pointy nose, yellow glowing eyes and a wicked smirk. She is up to her thighs in river water, washing a bloodied sheet of linen. The scene is in darkness, with a strip of lighting illuminating her only partially. The surface of the water is covered in duckweed and there are ravens flying around the figure. The figure has metal coin jewelry woven into her wild, dark hair that falls down her back and into the water like a thick blanket. There is a full moon visible in the reflection of the water. The credit text at the bottom includes: Crow&Crown logo, Aquarium logo, “Charlie Newt Borovský @EyeOfTheNewt” and “© Crow&Crown 2026”.

'The Deaths of River Dart'

AD: Fen Inkwright
#fantasyart #D&D #TTRPG

Link to video: www.facebook.com/share/r/1ARG...

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Timeline cleanse. 🥰 😻

The penalty for disrespecting the vehicle of a masked goon getting paid by taxpayers to kidnap children is death. You'll be restrained then shot in the back and the government will protect your killers.

That's the idea here.

#NoMoneyForMurderers

Call Congress: 📞 202-224-3121

[pic of technician with maybe an ultrasound wand with a young woman in the medical chair/table] woman with 20 chronic illnesses relieved to hear she's 'too young to be sick' https://mybodyistryingtokillme.com

#SATIRE

Q: Can the president assure Americans that the money he wants to send them will be able to cover their healthcare costs?

LEAVITT: *word salad that doesn't address the question*

Q: But 20 million Americans in recent weeks have seen their healthcare costs soar. Can he assure them?