[patting the bed seductively]

come to Butt-Head

DENTIST: Have you been flossing?

ME: Have you?

DENTIST: (sweating) THIS ISN’T ABOUT ME!

Good point. They'd have to expand the role.

Mad Magazine presents What The Fershlugginer with Mark Moron

Here’s some Oleg Bulakh art to make your Friday a little better.

women who hate men generally just hate what men have done to them whereas men who hate women mostly just hate what women won’t do for them

the difference is crucial

When i hit 60, I kinda crashed out over it, so I had to go home. So yes, now.

When an SF author uses "quantum", it means "sciency", like "atomic" used to.

All aboard! New York Transit Museum celebrates 50th anniversary with vintage train rides, scavenger hunt and new Exhibit • Brooklyn Paper Brooklyn Heights' New York Transit Museum turns 50 with train rides, scavenger hunts, and exhibit celebrating NYC transit history citywide.

New Yorkers who are caretakers of small people might be interested in these upcoming fun activities. www.brooklynpaper.com/new-york-tra...

Occult Avant-Garde Starter Pack During the pre-code era of Hollywood and well into the 1960s, underground filmmakers across the planet opened their third eyes and pierced the veil between worlds. Here's a starter pack of twenty occu...

New @letterboxd.social list from @bleedingskull.bsky.social today! Once again, it means I’m gonna go on an unplanned movie watching tangent…

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"Someone tried to strangle Sneako", "Clavicular just had a drug overdose", I refuse to believe that understanding any of these headlines is better for me than chain-smoking

I still say if you must do a reboot of Escape from New York you flip it. Manhattan is fully a gated community for the rich now. Someone hires a mercenary to spirit away a relative from an abusive partner. And the chase is on to survive the night against several private security details.

heartwarming video of astronaut Christina Koch greeting her dog for the first time after returning from space. the pup can be seen snarling, back arched, before scampering to its word buttons and pressing "IMPOSTOR" repeatedly, then "FALSE. SKIN. FALSE. SKIN." several times

My tiny little story "How I Turned My Little Brother Human" is in this week's PseudoPod, excellently narrated by Elie Hirschman! Listen for tips on how to make the best of a tricky situation 🍃🌺

Siouxsie And The Banshees - Peek-A-Boo YouTube video by SiouxsieBansheesVEVO

What a wonderful song this is. Out-of-nowhere pop futurism. The beat is almost like Timbaland before Timbaland. Apparently it took them a year to make it because there was no roadmap for this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGH_...

The arrogant, hapless destroyer captain is played by Jackie Gleeson.

Lynyrd Skynyrd was all like “lord knows i can’t change” and then immediately changed tempos

Happy Confederate Surrender Day!

Holy shit!! @shudder.com becomes the home of TALES FROM THE CRYPT. Streaming once again after a 30 year hiatus! And nearly one year before my book on the series drops in 2027! Best day ever.

The Italian Connection - Epic chase scene YouTube video by Bananas About Movies

RIP Mario Adorf, whose many credits include MAJOR DUNDEE, THE BIRD WITH THE CRYSTAL PLUMAGE, THE TIN DRUM, Billy Wilder's FEDORA and one of the greatest chase scenes of all time in THE ITALIAN CONNECTION. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xrnk...

The Bad News Bears (8/9) Movie CLIP - Lupus Makes the Catch (1976) HD YouTube video by Movieclips

Bill Lancaster wrote THE BAD NEWS BEARS (he also wrote the script to Carpenter's THE THING!) and turned a story about a Little League baseball team to a metaphorical commentary on where the USA was at the time. Lofty ambition for a kids' movie. But it's a masterpiece. youtu.be/ONRLZIY7gbs?...

Cartoon frog boss: this guy...

Deathbed Sign Offs: Snappy Last Words To Say Before You Kick The Bucket IT'S a day that will come to us all, our final day on Earth. Despite knowing it is inevitable, people today put very little thought into what their final words will be. Well, WWN is officially …

Deathbed Sign Offs: Snappy Last Words To Say Before You Kick The Bucket waterfordwhispersnews.com/2023/02/10/deathbed-sign...

If they can make a tofurkey there’s no reason they shouldn’t be able to make a tofuman

Scared by your own rewilding project

Pam Bondi's official White House photo in a trash can

I was saving this for Trump, but Pam deserves it too.
"Sleep, you black-eyed pig
Fall into a deep pit full of ghosts"
Icelandic lullaby

The character arc of a washed-up TV creature is so sad. You think someone's gone away forever, and then 20 years later you see the headline: "Barney the Dinosaur to Mamdani: Condemn Hamas Or I'll Shit on This Bodega Floor"

A drawing titled "Wild Rabbit vs. Easter Bunny". On the left, there's a wild cottontail bunny sitting down looking alert. On the right, there's a cartoonish Easter Bunny wearing a little polkadot vest and standing next to some colorful eggs. The wild bunny is labeled "Eyes on the sides of the head to watch for predators." and the Easter Bunny "Forward-facing eyes to hunt for meat." Wild bunny: "Active all year." Easter Bunny: "Only active in Spring - otherwise in diapause as a cyst?" Wild bunny: "Walks on four legs." Easter Bunny: "Unusual bipedal stance." Wild bunny: "Plain brown and white fur." Easter Bunny: "Distinctive vest-like markings." Wild bunny: "Gives birth to live young." Easter Bunny: "Steals and redistributes eggs; parasitic reproductive strategy?"

Few are brave enough to acknowledge the truth.

I WOULD FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARD INTO THE WAFFLE HOUSE

@dannywgoodwin - What if Pam Bondi’s husband has even bigger tits