There are moments when the camera lingers slightly longer that it should on him which reveal some incredible acting.

I love it! I adore Will.

*shares blanket*

Welcome back. Come sit on the sofa with me xx

It’s the red. All that glorious red. My eyes would grow wide too if they saw that much red in real life too.

*John Malkovich leaves the Internet*

Sir Topman doesn’t work, does it?

You’re just not using it right.

That’s why you went!

You are and always were Lady Toplady. For your contributions to Being Awesome.

Very much needed too.

a picture of the moon with the words massive nuclear Alt: a picture of the moon with the words massive nuclear

Not sure we should be making this a possibility …

It looks like the one my primary school had.

I hate these cases.

I see Gosport was freshly bedecked with a new swathe of racism flags over the weekend.

You look fabulous! (Of course, no surprise there)

Bride and groom also scrubbed up well enough to be seen with you.

Dear Reform
FUCK
RIGHT
OFF

So glad Proud Mother Day went so well. Your family did you … proud. xx

To ensure dynamic photos

Coincidentally it always falls on the same day as International Day of Telling Twats to Fuck Off With No Consequences.

You can contact 111 or ask a pharmacist for an urgent issue of medication. They should be able to see any prescription medication on your summary care record. There will be a charge for the script unless you are exempt.

Also have an awesome time all of you xxx

Practice practice practice.

And then speak at 100 words a minute so you don’t have time to blub.

Do what I do. Have scrambled eggs.

Do they have a freepost we can send them back to along with a note to Fuck Right Off?

Sold! *raids museums for 4 shillings and sixpence*

Splendid!

Congratulations!

I definitely owe you a bottle of champagne.

xxxxxxxxx

This is amazing! I am completely fascinated and enthralled. Also impressed at your patience and mouse control.

I used two at the same time once. Didn’t think the first one had worked so put the second one on. Phone still worked.