tbf there's a semantic difference between a penis and a bellend

Bruh

Might be worth putting it on the kobo store too

I'm in this picture and I'm resigned to it

Pretty sure this is how the book of Mormon was written.

Pink and cream image that says Happy Non-Binary Patents Day, surrounded by hearts and stars

Today we’re celebrating non-binary parents day.

Not every family fits into a model of “mum” or “dad”, and it doesn’t need to.

Yikes. It's 2026, gamers come in more than 1 colour/gender y'know?

X & Y was the last good Pokémon game.

@shiftrpg.bsky.social hope you don't mind but I made a simple character sheet app for shift:

nboughton.uk/apps/shift-s...

You can also load it as an extension for owlbear.rodeo using nboughton.uk/apps/shift-s...

Yes, that's an ambiguous sentence.

No, I will not clarify.

slippery slope to manetasy where everyone's fucking centaurs

Folks, it's 20C today. I am not built for this heat.

BRB gonna go burrow my way into a fridge.

Never have I had so strong an urge to put googly eyes on something...

It was another week filled with endless wins for the American people under president Donald j. Trump

*sigh*
If your Kickstarter video/image is AI, I won't back it.
If your book has an AI cover, I won't read it.
If you're a public supporter of AI use for creative work, I will unfollow you.
I cannot stress enough how offensive I find AI use in the arts. It is outright theft, it is lazy, it is gross.

Is there anyone with a spine left in a position to stop him?

Shit's on fire, yo.

Screenshot of my data from clearsky showing that I'm on 2 lists for being anti ai/crypto I'm so proud!

So proud of this.

Happy egg day! May all your eggs be oblate spheroids cos that how egg do.

"The enlightened centrist" I'm not left or right, I'm a secret third thing (right) You see it's all about striking a balance between criticising the left and defending the right. I respect all view points. It's just a coincidence I only happen to show support for the right wing ones I'm above all that partisan fighting. Basically I found a way to get superior to both sides without taking any principled positions. Both sides are equally bad. I think anti-fascism is the same as fascism and should be treated exactly the same, which says a lot about what I really believe if you think about it. I stand for absolutely nothing lmao

His dick fell off because a woman wrote words on the internet

Jonathan Drakes collage with the following captions: It's a total fabrication Pure fiction Not a chance. Wrong. No. No way. It never happened.

What the actual fuck are you talking about? I've lived and worked in the UK for over 20 years and none of what you wrote is true.

Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy

That dune poster but the text reads "shitter's clogged"

“Aren’t ya a little… hairy to be one of those Theythems?” [rips off fur] “My bad”

#tdov

To be fair, Truss has the self awareness of a mollusc.

Anarchy is when I leave my bin out for a full day before I can be arsed to retrieve it.

BRUH.

Just let it die anyway.

3 panel comic by Mr Lovenstein 1. A cop gestures over his shoulder, addressing the grizzled detective he says "hey chief... You're uh... Gonna wanna see this..." 2. They stare at the scene before them; a tiny frog diving a little red car. 3. The chief renders his verdict on the situation: "You're right, this fuckin' rules"

Just the roumdest boi 🥰