MAGA going through Pope Leo’s old tweets:

Mark Carney’s face all the way through that conference

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The postman: behave yourself

Wizard:

Jesus Christ

Me that day I decided to cut my fringe hours before a whole day of meetings in London:

Happy Easter all xx

When your mate shows you a picture of the man that broke her heart and he looks like this

Am quoting big chunks of Murder on the Orient Express to a bemused audience. The 1974 version. Any other version is a travesty.

He’s just a professional agitator

My husband and I having a barney in Tescos because I ‘waste so much food’ and I counter that I can’t remember absolutely fucking everything

Totally devoted to sitting outside even after it’s nearly eight, the sun’s gone in and it’s actually not that warm at all. Has to be forced indoors on the promise of a pack of Schmackos.

My husband when he thinks he has a neutral face staring at noisy kids in McDonalds

Peering through the kitchen window like the ghost of fucking Christmas past

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Can we add tariffs to the dog?

Heat will be getting a rewatch in honour of Mr Kilmer. Farewell sir.

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When you’re basically ungovernable and make a spectacle of yourself on every occasion when you’re in public

And giving Farage and his ilk a nightmare because the last thing he wants is a united Europe

Me two days before pay day:

Started watching this on the treadmill this afternoon and I must say that Brian Laundrie has big Chris Watts energy.

morphs before our eyes into someone who is determined to confirm to societal expectations of women by the end of the movie.

Her husband (Leslie Banks) takes it all with surprising good humour. But Jill is punished for her transgressive behaviour by having to deal with Betty’s kidnap. The rebellious woman from the start of the film,

At the beginning of The Man Who Knew Too Much (1934), Jill Lawrence (Edna Best) breaks all of the conventions of motherhood and being a wife. She openly flirts with another man in the company of her husband, and does not seem at all maternal towards her daughter Betty (Nova Pilbeam).

The movie so good that Alfred Hitchcock made it twice - The Man Who Knew Too Much. The first one was in 1934, and side by side with the 1956 version proves itself the ‘racier’ offering. I’m going to do a deep-dive this week into how & what it tells us about cinema reflecting society at both points

Me when my husband comes and stands next to me while I’m working, smiling, because I know it’s something he’s fucked up on his computer and needs me to sort it out

A Viz letter accompanying a very small picture of the new issue: School teachers really are amazing aren't they? Thirty-five years ago, Mr Woodley told me I would never amount to anything and fair play to him, he was absolutely spot on. Dave, Cape Cod

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