I wonder what it would be like to date a Ukrainian girl 🤔

The biggest inaccuracy movies taught us is that villains are cool. Not talking about the moral aspects, just that they would look and act stylishly. Real world evil is so frequently dorky, schlubby and banal.

“You’re a tiny fish, tiny fish always get eaten by the bigger fish” - Rob Miller

I love saying corny jokes

Sometimes you have to go against the grain and break all the rules

Don’t lend what you can’t afford to lose

A great man is not necessarily a good one

The people that voted for Trump that are now in the losers seat, don’t complain now ya’ll gotta keep that same energy you had during the election 😂

I gotta keep it 💯 4 years later, I don’t think those masks everybody was wearing did anything lol

Imagine that

God: Be fruitful and multiply

Nick Cannon: Aightt bet

There’s a difference between cunningness and intelligence

lol people did all that complaining and crying about Tik Tok for nothing 😂

I was never going viral on Tik Tok anyway tbh 🤷🏾‍♂️

This is exactly why I hate it! It’s not authentic at all, people really think they slick lol

A part of me doesn’t like it when people binge-like my content because it makes me feel like they aren’t actually watching it

This IG shadowban is diabolical 😂

I will never cease to be amazed by books. Seriously. Just think about it; thousands of people read the same book, but in everyone’s brain’s the characters look different, the setting changes etc. We are all reading the same thing, but it's so unique to each of us.
That is a beautiful thing.

lol R Truth would be that guy that works for the school but literally nobody knows what his job actually is 😂

That’s a good question I’d say Stephanie McMahon, Michael Cole, Vickie Guerrero (if she were still with the company) Mark Henry (football coach) Paul Heyman, and I feel like William Regal would be the Dean

The first House Party movie will never die in my eyes

If you ever get lonely, just remember that the
Mars rover is programmed to sing happy birthday
to itself every year.

If WWE were to make a college movie here’s some of the people I think would be in it as the students
Tiffany Stratton, Alexa Bliss, Liv Morgan, Dominic Mysterio, Roxanne Perez, Carmelo Hayes, Je’Von Evans, Kelani Jordan, Thea Hail, Wes Lee, Naomi, Bianca Belair, The Creed Brothers, Ivy Nile

Sometimes your on-screen heroes are also backstage bullies

Do you ever just casually walk through a town/city in a video game and just admire it?

Someone may not be your type but it doesn’t take away that they are attractive

There was always an unspoken chemistry between Captain America and Black Widow in the MCU

Naomi will forever be my WWE crush