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Posts by zeltus

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Caroline Lucas of the Green Party reckons that Water needs to be Renationalised.

RT if you know it has to be.

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Ah, I see. Here in the UK, the Party you stand for is the Party you support, else you get thrown out - often to stand as an Independent until the next election. Our 2-party politics look like they might be coming to an end, eventually. Yours is completely broken - I have no solutions to suggest.

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Why? If he's a Dem, in the USA 's 2 party system, shouldn't he always vote against GOP? Isn't there any means of sanctioning him?

2 days ago 0 0 1 0

...and yet, 'merkin authorities seem loath to do anything about it. Are they all in the Epstein files or something?

3 days ago 0 0 0 0

Is that pronounced "arse-licker"?

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Me.

4 days ago 9 2 0 0

Sounds like my sort of pope.

6 days ago 1 0 0 0
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Bring it on. Brexshitters deserve it. As for those who didn't vote at all, a timely reminder that your votes count. Vote next time and every time, you pillocks.

1 week ago 0 0 0 0

I've no idea what man-boobs think. Nor how it affects any answer I might give to your question. As for unforeseen counter-reactions, I don't think there are any. Brexshitters will bewail the traitorous Starmer, the rest of us hope he's found his balls at last. Nothing unforeseen there.

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Keir Starmer to align UK with EU rules using ‘Henry VIII powers’ Ministers plan to approve trade and standards agreements with Europe through secondary legislation that cannot be amended

Love it! Using the lying tories own tool of choice against them, and for the good of the UK as well. I hope brexshitters one and all choke on this. Bring it on.

www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...

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Certainly applies to me. I described it at the time as the start of a Cold Civil War. Still seems to be that way. As for me, I still barely tolerate the presence of brexshitters. I used to always try to see the other side of the story, but with brexshit, I can't. I don't want to really.

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It's actually a verse from a very old rugby song called "The Virgin Sturgeon"

"Caviar comes from the virgin sturgeon, the virgin sturgeon is a very fine dish. The virgin sturgeon needs no urgin', that's why caviar is my dish"

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The oyster is a prolific bivalve, changes sex 10 times a year. How they piddle is a riddle, but they do so what the hell.

1 week ago 3 0 1 0

No reason she shouldn't try again. She seemed to be a very quiet VP under Sleepy Joe. Does she actually have any policies, or she just the "same old, same old" politics?

Don't get me wrong, I'd like to see someone mature, intelligent and professional in charge again. If that's her, great, I'm in.

1 week ago 0 0 0 0
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I'd sign except, thanks to thicko brexshitters, I'm no longer an EU citizen.

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I wrote and posted this to Instagram a couple of days ago and it became my most-read poem ever. I’m honored I get to feel big feelings alongside you all. I’m posting it here too and want to use this space more consistently. Hello friends ❤️

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I've lived my working life learning by "monkey see, monkey do" - so I can do that! Gissajob!

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Been there, done that, got the t-shirt. Unfortunately, I feel the need to do it again.

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Best tool yet for finding unicode alternatives to non-allowable filename characters. I expect I'll be using for all sorts of other things now, as I get familiar with it. I am in awe.

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I couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard. That bird's an asshole! 😂😂😂😂😂
Best with volume up.

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I wonder why Iran never did this before. Much more effective than pirating ships for ransom. or setting mines. As for splitting with Oman; if they do that, it's a clever move. Adds a level of legitimacy to their "toll". It's still an evil regime. But then, so is the government of Iran.

2 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

Dunno about jail, but you should certainly be in school.

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Marks & Spencer is right — police and politicians must stop shoplifting

Marks & Spencer is right — police and politicians must stop shoplifting

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Well, we know how corrupt they are, but why single out shop-lifting?

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Oh dear. How sad. Never mind.

Oh là là. C'est bien triste. Ce n'est pas grave.

J'espère que le taureau va bien ?

2 weeks ago 7 0 1 0

Raspberry ripple doesn't seem to be made any more. I have to make my own with fresh raspberries.

2 weeks ago 1 0 1 0

OK, so he's finally seen the light. But what a pig-ignorant, uneducated tosspot he is. He allowed himself to be conned three times (how come three?) - I hope his pain is long-lasting.

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Antiwordle #1518
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Unlucky on my 3rd guess, but I think I recovered well.

2 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

FFS, antiTrumpets don't need uncorroborated fake sh*te like this. Stop spreading rumours and lies and start spreading truth. Don't descend to Trumpie's level. Which is what htis post has done.

3 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

I never "got" the Simpletons. Immature, unwatchable tripe.

3 weeks ago 1 1 0 0
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