Me: i have had the worst day ever
Asian aunties: ok
VS
Me: i have not eaten
Asian aunties: HOLY SHIT DISASTER AT THE GATES DEPLOY THE MILITARY CALL THE EMBASSY WE HAVE A CRISIS ON OUR HANDS PULL OUT ALL OUR STOCKPILES
Mildly threatening vibes 🧐
I LOVE LOCAL FOLKLORE
Humans are young, the land is ancient. I'll look it up when I have the time! Thank you <3
By the late 1800s, 'pontificate' was also being used derisively for lay individuals who spoke as if they had the authority of a member of the clergy.
One might consider this sense of 'pontificate' to be the spiritual forerunner of 'mansplain.'
Worked at a company that lauded itself for shorter working hours. During the interview they said that I could go home on time if my work was done
So I did, consistently.
They were not happy. Left mainly for another reason but also I could smell them rustling up more work to make me do unpaid OT 💅
Every time Japan bolsters its military prowess
The rest of Asia: *laughs nervously*
A child’s handwriting in pink chalk on the sidewalk: “FLOWERS ARE LOWKEY Kinda FIRE”
A new generation of poets rises, inspired by the same springtime that roused Dickinson and Shakespeare. A torch, passed.
🥂 to that, my friend! 🍻
Slow progress is STILL progress! I only started exercising very slowly a few months ago and overall, I am very surprised with how far I’ve come!
CONGRATS FAM I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU!
I feel like I have so much more energy now aaa
I like to imagine they just get hungry faster because my blood—despite being delicious—doesn’t fill them up as much.
Kind of like salads
Family friend whom I’ve not seen in a few months commented I look good.
It’s amazing how having enough functioning blood in you helps 😮💨
Always seen fountain pens sometimes as a 'conversation' starter, ONLY in the context of expensive luxurious pieces that wow people in the richer circles ✒️
But nope. My cheap Pilot Kakuno (clear-white) became the group focus because no one else had a pen on them 🖋️
Sold some items as part of my decluttering process, and treated family to a meal with the earnings. Chinese cold cuts and grilled meats.
>.< winds of stability, target this lady in particular please
Yep
Sharing is caring :p
Just read "Cheese is just a loaf of milk" and now I'm kinda mad.
Just read the best analogy about the whole birthrate decline panic governments are screaming on about:
"The wolves are complaining that the sheep aren’t breeding."
AYyyyyy
😭😂
On the contrary I think they were aware, but just forgot or overestimated how mature their players are... (see: me)
ALSO, can I just say "cavernous manufactory" is one heck of a choice descriptor for a dungeon I will ultimately call 'The Clyt' when referring to it in-game... #FFXIV
Here, you dropped your crown. 👑
Listen man, I know it’s a Latin-based name but it is not gonna matter in-game when I type that I am queuing for “The Clyt”
😂
HAHA
“Sum latin bullshit go!”
