heeeeeehehehehehe.

*slowly dangling in a circle around eros. the Thing.*

the quiet is fixed!!!

*insert the sound of a fucking foghorn here*

i really wanna do terrible things right now.

// euthy sounds like the voices you usually hear coming out of a spirit box btw, just a bunch of distorted clips of words and shit

i just meant 'm used to people bein' scared of me 'cause. y'know.

*twitching a tiny bit during the pause. did. did it hear that.*

i'll take what i can get! it's nice when people're. nice.

man, what th' fuck.

i, uhh... man, which name do i use here.

whatever, i'll just go with the basics.

euthanasia, god of entropy, nice to meetcha.

not usually the reaction i get, but i can work with this.

'm usually more the silent observer type, so that tracks.

iii, uh. hiya.

*head tilt.*

don't think i've seen you 'round before.

heehee. fresh meat.

.

said that out loud, didn't i.

*staring directly into your soul in 4'4.*

*swaaaaaying...*

oh yeah, forgot. don't like bein' called meatbags.

'm booooored. what do the meatbags do for fun, again?

*wrenching its forearm open lengthwise. that's a mouth.*

hehe. classic.

.

*the rope suddenly extends, and the creature ragdolls to the ground.*

can never make a cool entrance, can i?

// it's me hello i am already here

*dangling over the reader like that one picture of spongebob in the wizard costume*

// talk to my ghoul

*tugging on its noose a little bit.*

this does wonders for my image, but it chafes /so/ bad.

KILL MAIM BITE TEAR KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL K

i go to the function and i kill and eat people

sure, i get they can't usually change what they look like, but. still!

they're silly.

mortals're funny. why do they look like that.

'm gonna cause problems on purpose.

heehee.