The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Clockwise from top left: 1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.” 2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”. 3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.” 4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.

GBA girls
#FireEmblem

"I asked chatgpt--"
yeah well i asked my friend joe and i asked my friend jake and they said it was fhqwhgads

finish things you start

Link (adult Link from OoT specifically)
Ike (FE: Path of Radiance)
Lloyd Irving (Tales of Symphonia)
Luffy
Snake (MGS)
Heismay (Metaphor Refantazio)
Kazuma Satou (Konosuba)
9S (Nier Automata)
Laios (Dungeon Meshi)
Ren (RWBY)
Yu Ishigami (Kaguya-sama: Love is War)

Science News from research organizations Scientists uncovered the nutrients bees were missing - Colonies surged 15-fold A lab-made diet supercharged bee colonies and could help save our food supply. Date: March 27, 2026 Source: University of Oxford Summary: Scientists have developed a breakthrough "superfood" for honeybees by engineering yeast to produce the essential nutrients normally found in pollen. In controlled tri-als, colonies fed this specially designed diet produced up to 15 times more young, showing a dramatic boost in reproduction and overall health. As climate change and modern agriculture reduce the availability of natural pollen, this innovation could offer a practical way to support struggling bee populations.

Thank you University of Oxford! 🐝🌎

픽사고냥님

i love being yelled at by ceos for not buying slop it makes me stronger with every passing moment

A glorious host of chaos miniatures arrayed on a table to bask in the radiance of the Ruinous Powers. Front row, from right to left: 20 marauders, 3 champions, 3 sorcerers, 20 marauders. Middle row, 15 chaos warriors with great weapons, 15 chaos warriors with shields, 15 chaos warriors with 2 hand weapons. Back row, 10 Marauder horsemen, 10 Chaos Knights, 10 Marauder horsemen

Three chaos sorcerers. Right, hunched over, totally covered in blue robe, horns, and talismans. Middle, standing upright wearing robes, a breastplate, and wielding a flaming staff and vile tome. Left, more tribal dressed sorcerer with totems, bone accoutrements, and a large eight pointed talisman

Three chaos champions. Right, a barbaric tribes woman welding a large flail and a brass shield. Middle, fully plate armoured champion of Khorne wielding two axes and a large horned helmet. Left, a champion of nurgle with little armour to hide their rotting bloated body. They hold a great axe, menacingly.

The hordes of Chaos! Been painting warriors of chaos since September and this is the result
- 20 (aos) marauders x2
- 15 Chaos Warriors w/ shields
- 15 Chaos Warriors w/ 2 hand wpns
- 15 Chaos Warriors w/ great wpns
- 10 Marauder horsemen x2
- 10 Chaos Knights
- 3 Chaos Sorcerers
- 3 Chaos champions

If devs want to keep using genAI that's fine with me. You underestimate my ability to simply not play new games. I am so fucking good at it dude. It is literally the easiest thing in the world

Screenshot from a BBC educational website. The expanded section reads: "10. How to be polite and show respect In the old days of feudal Japan, a samurai warrior would shout You are trying to view Flash content, but you have no Flash plugin installed."

Remembering the ancient ways

[walking past a branch of Sephora] How can any of you shop here after what happened to Aerith

Narratively having Ever Given getting stuck in 2021 to set up Hormuz in 2026 is great foreshadowing. You want your audience to understand the basics of international shipping in a lower stakes context so you drop the real plot without a lot of saggy exposition about the minutiae of cargo logistics.

Saw on the train today, Fukushima prefecture is doing a tourism campaign in partnership with Square-Enix, promoting Final Fantasy-like landscapes & touristic spots.

Cute stuff, I only found the 1st one in good quality.

Image of Jacob Wysocki screaming with poorly edited text that says "you are AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL."

YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN DRAW YOUR FAVORITE THINGS. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN DRAW BAD AND ITS OK. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN TRY DIFFERENT MEDIUMS. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN DRAW YOUR FAVES FUCKING NASTY. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WI

A miniature of a foul chaos sorcerer. They hold a flaming staff aloft in their right hand and a flaming book of dark magic in their left. They wear an iron breast plate over a dark blue robe with a black cloak and fur mantle over that. They wear a skull for a helmet and are on a snow base. They have an assortment of knic-knacs about their person such as animal skulls, scrolls, bones, talismans, and vials.

Same mini but pictured from behind. We see a scabbard peaking out from behind their black cloak and a rat scurrying out from the fur lining on their mantle.

A wee Warhammer Old World chaos sorcerer, as a treat. I wonder if they've noticed their horrific tome of dark magic gifted by the Ruinous Powers is on fire. They're not gonna have it for long that way...

Welcome to the Garyneum, the 13 day period between the birthdays of Gary Numan and Gary Oldman.

ff8

you treat me like
a criminal

so why shouldn't i treat you like you're
a cop

#UNBEATABLE

The thunderous heavy iron hooves of the Chaos Knights trample all before them! Flee before them! Or be run down like a braying dog!

Finished these Old World minis today. Making great progress on my Warriors of Chaos. The shields were particularly fun to do.

Sorry I missed your phone call, I was waiting for it to stop ringing so I could text you back to ask what you want.

Quaver from the game unbeatable is holding a blue guitar and flashing a peace sign at the camera. She has a big white bow in her hair and is surrounded by rainbow lines.

Quavey thy Quaber! #UNBEATABLE
Two unbeatable posts in a row did you know I like unbeatable :)

Just finished episode 155 of One Piece. Only a cool 1000 episode until I'm caught up 🙃

Has its ups and downs of course, any show this long will, but overall, it's really good so far! Its themes are well executed once it gets rolling.

This shit is *it*. Right here. Struggle is what makes life worth it. I love being a musician and working on improving over a timescale of not days or months, but years. Always challenge yourself and always be learning. Overcoming struggle makes us grow.

What a fantastic game! Canada played the better game, but goals are goals. We'll be back again in 2030 to take the medal back! 🇨🇦

Seriously though, absolutely amazing game. Both teams at the very top! Peak hockey right there.

Alysa Liu wins the Olympic gold medal for the United States YouTube video by Olympics

I urge you to stop what you're doing and watch Alysa Liu's free skate from yesterday. I have never seen anything like this. I understand why sports writers are born now. I have never seen anyone as free from the burdens of this world as this pierced Oakland girl spinning to Donna Summers.

We had our preview show of Shrek the Musical tonight and a bunch of my music students came and they said I did a great job and that was just really nice. One said "oh man I knew it was you Aaron, only you've got *that sound*" 😭 🤩 😭

Iris and Lillium from Countdown to Countdown riding on horses. Iris is riding on a rearing mechanical porcelain horse, Lillium is looking surprised as he's cantering on a brown horse

Happy Year of the Horse everyone!! 🐎🧧

Ahhhhhhhh another crazy game!! Canada comes back from a two goal deficit to beat Finland 3-2 in the Olympic semi finals! We scored with 30 seconds left! Ahhhhhh!

I don't know what game this is, but importing the Space Marine 2 character models into it was genius.