✨💖 What if we were two cats sleeping on top of eachother? 👉👈✨

A baby deer laying in the grass

Every year baby deer spend the day in our yard while their moms are out galavanting, and I love them

painting of an old white cottage with a brown tiled roof surrounded by greenery and text that reads: this and a bog to store the souls of vile men

A bunny in China allegedly snuck into the grape fermenting pit and got very drunk

Hot girl summer

✨ I take my passenger princess duties Very Seriously✨ (stands in the middle of the road directing traffic whilst my lift changes their blown front tyre) (it was -10°c) (and pitch dark) (it took 30+ mins)

Went to see Nosferatu and dressed up as a bat 🦇 #nosferatu #goth #vampire

My retirement plan is to become a bug and then find a rug in which to get snug

More of my friends are moving to 🦋💙 so now I have to decide if I need to stop being horny on main or just let them deal with it #sorry

Working in private healthcare is sucking at my soul but I literally can't afford to go back to NHS work (cries)

Girl same omg like pls be more accessible

Hahaha imagine being 28 getting ID'd in wetherspoons hahaha (cries)

He's...helping?
#catsofbluesky #cats #painting #guache

What I wouldn't give for these

I'm sad today so I'm making fantasy creature mood boards #selkie #seawitch

And then there's the people who are both and when they try to mash the two together end up screaming into a pillow for twenty minutes

I think more women in fiction should be angry and mean and most important Rude

At the end of the day, don’t we all just want a bookshelf with a rolling ladder?

Love it!!!!

But @northernrail.bsky.social has our money, so they don't need to pretend to care about providing a service once the doors are closed 2/2

Gosh imagine if @northernrail.bsky.social actually put enough carriages on to accommodate passengers. I count 25 people standing in this carriage, with every seat full. 1/2

My parents left a bottle of cherry mead on my coffee table before going home, and did not explicitly forbid me from drinking it
Place your bets whether it'll survive til I visit them for Christmas

I legit just got the ick from an otherwise very attractive person BC they didn't know what The Princess Bride was

Good news: I got out of work early to meet my parents
Bad news: my parents are still driving here
Worse news: they have my house keys

For anyone who ever followed me for cute shit and instead got me being horny posting on main, I'm sorry (not really)

Watched bram stokers Dracula last night which means I am incapable of thinking about anything that isn't related to vampires and/or Winona Ryder #dracula #fangbang

I can't come to work today, too busy thinking about a butch lesbian making out with me sloppy style as I grind on her thigh

#catsofbluesky #cat