He’ll be Missing in Action

Hey, if even Chuck Norris can kick the bucket... there's hope for Schmuck POTUS...

Everything is simple when you’re a moron

#ForrestTrump

From Miracle on Ice to Miracle With ICE... (They just have to ruin everything...)

When real life creates scenes that are dumber than anything you could prompt AI to create...

Billionaire Oligarchs

Guess we won't be getting those 'Tariff Rebate Checks' we were never gonna get anyway.

#shartofthedeal

Pretty much!

Exactly.

The Bathory Party

YO! Congrats fellas! Especially now -- the message of SEND HELP couldn't be stronger! Loving this for you guys!

Who knew the only way to get Republicans to call for gun control...was for Liberals/Progressives to start owning guns?

If Liberals/Progressives all start becoming 'pro-life' will we get abortion back too?

Man, it's getting to be too much. Lots of people spewing nonsense -- lots of arguing and fighting back. I could really just use some alone time away from anyone.

Which is why I bought tickets to every showing of MELANIA today. Alone at last!

I'm getting a little sick of people saying ICE officers are NOT TRAINED. Not true. Here is a photo of them training. So there--

I love living in a country where the guy in charge announces 'Board of Peace' and 'Bored of Peace' on the same day.

We are living in special times. Maybe we'll even survive them.

Appreciated! You hang in there wherever you are as well!

I think it's ironic that the guy trying to distract & distance himself from being on an island -- is going full-tilt trying to forcibly take an island.

We've gone full circle...

My wonderful downstairs neighbors have had enough of the racism, fascism and Nazi-like behavior of the US government -- so they are relocating to Germany where it's safer.

Good point!

And yes, the US is infected. United States of Assholes

If you "stop" 8 wars...and then start 6... Do you now have to say you only "stopped" two wars? Or, do you still get to say '8'? If only one side is fighting, does it count as a "war?" What does the FIFA rule book say about this? Help, I'm confused.

#NotAmericaFirst

No doubt

Has ICE deported Maduro yet? What's going on, I thought we didn't want people coming to this country illegally??

"If for any reason that the FIFA World Peace Prize winner cannot fulfill his/her duties, the 1st runner up shall take over"

Do we know who was #2?

Maybe I shop in the wrong store -- but invading Venezuela didn't make my groceries any cheaper...

So much for 'America First!'

So now Venezuela is the 51st State?

My favorite scene from the new MELANIA movie is when Trump and Melania choose the extra gold Holy Grail (of course they would) and are smited by the Lord. (Unfortunately, Satan later resurrects them & so now they are beholden to him.)

Dammit, this happens every time.

I just sent out 1000, expensive, handwritten, 'Apology Cards' for being white -- and now I'm told I don't have to apologize.

Unbelievable the timing on this!

Also, JD Vance is a racist piece of shit

Just looked at the Epstein Files.

I thought they hated DEI and Affirmative Action

Nope, nobody's laughing any more...

Not when they see the price of groceries.
Or their health insurance premium
Or the jobs report
Or when ICE rolls up in their 'hood
Or when there's another mass shooting
Or encounter angry morons who voted for this asshole
Or have to listen to this d-bag speak

That’s a healthy way to deal with the never ending onslaught of Trumpian horror. I need to channel that myself!