GO FORTH AND PISS

Also no piss tarriffs

MORTALS! FEAR NOT THINE FLU OF FOWL. A SIMPLE PISS ELIXIR CAN PROVIDE PROFOUND PROTECTION. MEET ME BEHIND GRUBBS TAVERN WITH AT LEAST ONE CHICKEN OR TURKEY AND A TUB OF DIRTY WATER.

thanos was right

hell yeah

PISS.

what kinda salami? I'm a Genoa wizard myself

@obviousplant.bsky.social hey do you have a piss wizard figure? i require it for magic. piss magic

sorry folks been to depressed to piss. maybe some other time.

until then GO FORTH AND PISS

PISSED

GONE FORTH AND PISS!

Yes. All mortals must die.

But it is not yet your time. Bring forth 32oz water and chug. I will prepare the bladder expulsion ritual.

Pissmass was weeks ago but thank you. There was much piss and I was very pleased.

Merry Pissmas MORTALS

Happy Pissmas

URINAL CAKES!

(wow another stuff enjoyer. I'm honestly pretty surprised you've seen it. Prince of darkness with Donald pleasence also should go on the list)

(Presumably you have already watched The Thing. I've been enjoying Subspecies lately. I don't know if it's good..but I enjoy it. Lifeforce (1985) and CHUD also fun. The Stuff is another goofy one I enjoy.)

Unfortunately, mortals, PISS cannot cure Polio. I can't help you on this one.

Through the power of piss I have been able to extend my life far beyond that of an elf. Perhaps more mortals should seek this knowledge.

(wow I'm honored but also a little bit scared)

Tim, are these appointments covered by insurance?

Mortal! I can be of assistance in this matter. If you provide the proper reagents I will alleviate you of this pain.

Thank you for your service.

WHERE WAS NY INVITE, MORTAL?!

GO FORTH AND PISS

I appreciate your understanding, mortal.

GO FORTH AND PRODUCE...CUM?

No. That's not right.

Piss smells better.

SPIRIT airlines and I have an agreement. Everyone else is a fraud.