Jason Mendoza is my Spirit Animal.

BORTLES!

And, like, who is this for? Cute robots for the kids? But what about the horrible violence? I just can't see WHO this movie was made for.

Some awful story choices (JUST PICK UP THE DAMN GUN AND SHOOT HIM FFS!), and yet some hilarious lines and scenes, and an wonderful cast.
But why would ANY of these people take this job? It makes no sense at all unless they were all blackmailed.

The Electric State

This is one of the oddest movies I have EVER seen. I like it....and hate it... at the same time...I think. It is so confusing. Awful and oddly interesting at the same time.

Oh. My. God.

Jason Mendoza is my spirit animal.

He Invented a New Crime. The Insane Case of Randall Conroy YouTube video by Wizards with Guns

Amazing deep look into criminal interrogations.

youtu.be/PzvPi-ZnIjA?...

Wrecking Ball (Chatroulette Version) YouTube video by SteveKardynal

It's an old video, sir, but it checks out.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6Dm...

You shush!

My wife is yelling at me for stealing her girl scout cookies. She is accusing me of stealing Trefoils.

TREFOILS!!!!

The worst cookie ever created. Why would I even LOOK at those?

I can't remember where I left off. I think when it was fish canceled and moved to another service?

Orville is amazingly well done. And gets better. You are invited to my next Ja'loja!

Mistborn is awesome. I wasn't a huge fan of the last two books until the VERY end.

Also, look for the Emperors Soul, by Sanderson. Novella, but easily my favorite of his works. I also really like Elantris.

Tom Waits/Cookie Monster mashup - God's Away On Business YouTube video by cookiewaits

How i became a Tom Waits fan.

youtu.be/U5X4N2exOsU?...

CaptainCon, here I come!

Just finished Star Wars: Skeleton Crew. Lots of fun. Not especially nuanced, but entertaining. Perfect for kids.

Wow! Going OLD school!

It begins

WE are not ignoring it. The people with the power are, because it keeps them in power and gets them more money!

Don't you love the faces of the children?

"Peace on earth everybody
good will toward men"
Just at that moment
someone slugs Uncle Ben

Then they all run outside
whooping so the neighbors will hear
I'm so glad that this Christmas
comes just once a year

After dinner, my aunt,
and my wife's Uncle Louie
get into a argument
they're both awfully screwy

Then all of my wife's family
say Lou is right
and my goofy relations
day join in the fight

Back in the corner
the television is playing
and over all this racket
Walter Cronkite is saying

My head is exploding
and my mouth tastes like a pickle
I step on a skate
and fall over a tricycle

Just before Christmas dinner
I relax to a point
then the relatives start swarming
all over the joint

On Christmas
I hug and I kiss my wifes mother
and the rest of the year
we don't speak to each other

I get to bed late
and just as I'm sleeping
those darn kids
they come in a creeping

And they jump on my head
and they jump on my belly
and I'm quivering all over
like a bowl full of jelly

And they scream, 'Merry Christmas!'
Then my poor wife and me
we stumble downstairs
and she lights up the tree

'Twas the night before Christmas,
and it's still in the house,
my family is sleeping,
so, I'm as quiet as a mouse.

I look at my watch,
and midnight is near,
I think I'll go out,
for a cold glass of beer.

Down on the corner,
the crowd is so merry,
I wind up having,
about twelve Tom and Jerry.

1/3

Working on some art.

The Holiday Pineapple is up!

Something hit me today...besides the wife.

All the dogs on Bluey are pure bred. Goldens, Poms, Dachshunds, etc. There are no Mutts. No one dates outside their breed.

Isn't that kinda racist?

Ah crap! I just liked this post! Am I now on a list?

LOL!!

Sordid past of financial mismanagement, public intoxication, and sexual predation? Thats per the course for republicans, isn't it? Sounds like he's OVER qualified compared to many others.