#MyOtherIdentityIs a protestor, who unlike this one actually makes a difference and doesn't just mildly inconvenience "the man". ✊

#ThingsILookUpToAre these cop-attracting bats.

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CROCodile Dundee

#ClothesInSongsOrFilms

Hungary first. 🤔

#WhenYoureWorkingFromHome the need for tech support for your corporate laptop becomes an ordeal.

"Iran WAHHH charging fees WAH better not be WAH stop now WAAAAH President WAAAHH!!1!" - POTUS 47

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#AfterAITakesMyJob I can FINALLY retire!

#WhenThereAreNoDrinks I get things flowing.

#WhenThereAreNoDrinks make it flow, Number One!

#IfIDontGetPaid I'm open to offers

#IfIDontGetPaid things will go from yeast mode to beast mode.

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#IfIDontGetPaid... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#IfIDontGetPaid I can easily disassemble what I've worked to assemble...

#HowToBeSatisfiedWith your computer's latest upgrade.

#HowToBeSatisfiedWith plowing snow.

#HowToBeSatisfiedWith your swordplay.

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#HowToBeSatisfiedWith your software installation experience.

#IDontFollowTheCrowdBut when the crowd follows ME, I bug out.

The President is openly threatening genocide. A crime against humanity. He must be removed from office.

The 25th Amendment must be invoked. If not, Congress has to do our damn job. Speaker Johnson, call us into session. War powers & impeachment. Remove this man from office.

#ASongOrMovieForWetAnimals

12 Sea Monkeys

#ItsDifficultToUnderstand how this blood really does not seem thicker than water.

#ItsDifficultToUnderstand whether evil leaders really do reincarnate as cats.

#ItsDifficultToUnderstand how meditation is supposed to work.

Best of the best. 👍🏻

😂

Dress as if you're prepared to deliver mighty blows...!

#DiscardedFightClubRules