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When I forget I was cursed with instant testicular torsion after vocalizing numbers of memetic significance

2 days ago 860 367 7 1

AGAINST ALL ODDS, THOSE WHO BELIEVED BLUESKY THAT THE CRASH WAS DUE TO A DDOS

AND THOSE WHO DIDN'T BELIEVE BLUESKY AND WERE SURE IT WAS BECAUSE OF THE AI VIBE CODING

WERE

BOTH

RIGHT

3 days ago 6701 3037 66 80

I feel like people would tolerate pre-roll ads on streaming services more if they ended with a "And now, our feature presentation" screen.

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In the map screen in Super Mario Sunshine, a Yellow Yoshi in the Pinna Park brochure is seen saying something nearly unreadable:
[screenshot of unreadable text]
However, trying to enhance the image suggests, using the evidence provided, that he is congratulating someone named Shinko:
Please accept my best wishes for your marriage, Shinko!
Shinko Konishi is a map designer who has worked at Nintendo since 2000. In 2001, she worked with programmer Yoshitaka Takeshita on Animal Crossing:
Field Design
Jun Takamura
Shinko Konishi
Program
Masaro Sakakibara
Makoto Sasaki
Nobuhiro Sumiyoshi
Yoshitaka Takeshita
Hiroshi Umemiya
In Super Mario Sunshine, Yoshitaka Takeshita was not involved, and her name was still Shinko Konishi:
MAP DESIGN
Hiromu Takemura
Atsushi Miyagi
Shinko Konishi
Taeko Sugawara
However, in Super Mario 64 DS, they work together again (in the same roles), and now Shinko's last name is Takeshita:
MAP & LEVEL
DESIGN
MINI-GAME PROGRAMMING
JUN TAKAMURA
SHINKO TAKESHITA
EIJI MUKAD
YUJI SAHATANI
YUKARI SUZUKI
YOSHITAKA TAKESHITA
EIJI NISHIKAWA
This all is extremely strong evidence that Shinko was engaged to Yoshitaka during the production of Super Mario Sunshine. As the Yoshi image would have been made by someone on the map design team, they would have worked closely with Shinko and used this opportunity to congratulate her.
Source: YouTube user @Choa, Discord user "Andrat"

In the map screen in Super Mario Sunshine, a Yellow Yoshi in the Pinna Park brochure is seen saying something nearly unreadable: [screenshot of unreadable text] However, trying to enhance the image suggests, using the evidence provided, that he is congratulating someone named Shinko: Please accept my best wishes for your marriage, Shinko! Shinko Konishi is a map designer who has worked at Nintendo since 2000. In 2001, she worked with programmer Yoshitaka Takeshita on Animal Crossing: Field Design Jun Takamura Shinko Konishi Program Masaro Sakakibara Makoto Sasaki Nobuhiro Sumiyoshi Yoshitaka Takeshita Hiroshi Umemiya In Super Mario Sunshine, Yoshitaka Takeshita was not involved, and her name was still Shinko Konishi: MAP DESIGN Hiromu Takemura Atsushi Miyagi Shinko Konishi Taeko Sugawara However, in Super Mario 64 DS, they work together again (in the same roles), and now Shinko's last name is Takeshita: MAP & LEVEL DESIGN MINI-GAME PROGRAMMING JUN TAKAMURA SHINKO TAKESHITA EIJI MUKAD YUJI SAHATANI YUKARI SUZUKI YOSHITAKA TAKESHITA EIJI NISHIKAWA This all is extremely strong evidence that Shinko was engaged to Yoshitaka during the production of Super Mario Sunshine. As the Yoshi image would have been made by someone on the map design team, they would have worked closely with Shinko and used this opportunity to congratulate her. Source: YouTube user @Choa, Discord user "Andrat"

In Super Mario Sunshine, the Pinna Park map screen brochure features a Yoshi saying something nearly indecipherable. However, it turns out there is compelling evidence that he is congratulating a map designer on her upcoming wedding to a programmer at Nintendo.

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Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006

Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes πŸ€πŸŽΆπŸŽ‰

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Meme picture of Bugs Bunny in a suit, right next to the text "i wish LIMITED RUN a very UNLIMITED BANKRUPTCY". The word "UNLIMITED" matches the style of Limited Run's logo.

Meme picture of Bugs Bunny in a suit, right next to the text "i wish LIMITED RUN a very UNLIMITED BANKRUPTCY". The word "UNLIMITED" matches the style of Limited Run's logo.

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The self and the cyberself in quiet introspection

2 weeks ago 7893 2491 49 121
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"You wouldn't hurt my Lumas, would you?" πŸ™‚πŸ’™πŸ•³οΈ
#princessrosalina #mario #mariogalaxy

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Remember folks, April is Autism Acceptance Month.
It's the one month a year where autistic people are legally allowed to brutally maim anyone who has a blue puzzle piece on them.

My source is that I made it up. Or did I? You don't want to take this risk.

2 weeks ago 1 0 0 0
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A young woman with dark skin and blonde dreadlocks, holding a briefcase in one hand and some cards in the other. The cards are two tarot cards (Queen of Swords and The Moon reversed) and a fake Animal Crossing amiibo card. She is wearing a sleeveless black shirt with a crescent moon on it, and a white shirt with medium-length sleeves underneath it. She is wearing dark grey sweatpants with a vertical tear near the bottom of one leg, patched up with some thread in the wrong shade of grey. She's also got shoes of no real significance. Her glasses are rimless and the bridge resembles an X. Her six long dreadlocks have ties near the head, in red, green, blue, purple, gold and teal. She's got a blue armband on one arm, and a red-orange armband on the other.

A young woman with dark skin and blonde dreadlocks, holding a briefcase in one hand and some cards in the other. The cards are two tarot cards (Queen of Swords and The Moon reversed) and a fake Animal Crossing amiibo card. She is wearing a sleeveless black shirt with a crescent moon on it, and a white shirt with medium-length sleeves underneath it. She is wearing dark grey sweatpants with a vertical tear near the bottom of one leg, patched up with some thread in the wrong shade of grey. She's also got shoes of no real significance. Her glasses are rimless and the bridge resembles an X. Her six long dreadlocks have ties near the head, in red, green, blue, purple, gold and teal. She's got a blue armband on one arm, and a red-orange armband on the other.

New art! And this time I remembered to add a background to accommodate for how this website doesn't support transparent PNGs. #artistsonbluesky #myOCs
This woman right here doesn't seem to have a name, so for now, she's just "the woman with the briefcase".

2 weeks ago 1 0 1 0

10 years...
10 years since I lost my sister.
10 years since I knew this timeline had gone wrong.
10 years of crushing loneliness.

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Infinite growth only exists in the fantasies of businessmen and macrophiles.
The key difference is that there are no mass-firings because someone thinks sexy planet-sized women (or non-women) are a realistic goal.

3 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

Here are Dave and David's full unedited comments for those interested:

3 weeks ago 7836 3242 90 71

okay so AI is absolutely cratering imminently and I need all of you to PROMISE me you won't take the high road, and will laugh and rub it in their faces as much as possible. I need you to laugh and go 'WE TOLD YOU SO, BITCH" at every opportunity, PLEASE be extremely mean and ruthless

4 weeks ago 19890 6851 83 480

JUST IN: Democrats tonight have flipped a GOP-held state House seat in Florida.

And not just any seat: This is the district that contains Mar-a-Lago. (It voted for Trump by 11% in 2024).

That's right: Trump will now be represented by a Democrat, Emily Gregory, in Tallahassee.

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This was supposed to be a quick animation for christmas and turned into an extended set of experiments with smooth gentle movement, efficient layering, etc. Consider it a cozy NYE thing instead.

3 months ago 347 88 13 0

A&W's latest commercials are starting to get rather annoying. I've heard "WITHOUT ADDED HORMONES" yelled at me so much that I'm starting to wonder if added hormones are really that bad.
A commercial campaign should not have the counterintuitive effectiveness of D.A.R.E.

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Header: "British woman without cervic and vagina naturally becomes pregnant after reconstructive surgery", with an error code: "JavaScript must be enabled to use this feature".

Header: "British woman without cervic and vagina naturally becomes pregnant after reconstructive surgery", with an error code: "JavaScript must be enabled to use this feature".

Finally, a real use case for JavaScript

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Kickstarter campaign for "Clara & the Below" by Matt Braly (Amphibia) & his new indie studio Fantasy Project.
An animated gothic horror retelling the story of The Nutcracker.
>> www.kickstarter.com/projects/158...

1 month ago 1611 646 12 22

Well, it is the handyman's secret weapon for a reason.

1 month ago 5 1 0 0
Marge simpson with a normal expression on a couch. DLSS 5 OFF

Marge simpson with a normal expression on a couch. DLSS 5 OFF

Marge Simpson looking like a clown after getting shot with Homer's Makeup gun. DLSS 5 ON

Marge Simpson looking like a clown after getting shot with Homer's Makeup gun. DLSS 5 ON

1 month ago 4217 1133 15 16

when i went in to record for KPop Demon Hunters, i remember thinking "wow this looks great, i just hope that people watch it" because you never know if anything you work on will get eyes on it these days, so to see how far it's come brings me a lot of pride and joy. we're going up, up, up, baby

1 month ago 3564 397 23 0

Always love a Tintin reference! I still have the comics and occasionally rewatch some episodes of the animated series on YouTube every now and than :)

Also, Belgian is the home of one of the greatest detectives in the world; Hercule Poirot! My favourite version is David Suchet :)

1 month ago 29 8 1 0
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1 year anniversary

1 month ago 184 53 8 2

Wait, that's not right. It should say; "The day that Krabs FRIES!"

1 month ago 152 43 1 0

Seen some people insist Pokopia is good because Game Freak isn't involved

This is not true. The game was a co-development between Game Freak, Koei Tecmo and The PokΓ©mon Company.

Shigeru Ohmori developed the concept and was Senior Director. Lots of Game Freak staff worked on it

1 month ago 573 102 24 10

You have the power to change the world, starting with your community. Be a light for positivity. Do the right thing. Help contribute to a civilized society. Be kind to your fellow man and show that we respect each other during this short time on earth.

Return your shopping cart like an adult. πŸ›’

1 month ago 482 207 14 1
In a cubicle setting, a secretary-like office lady leans on a work table staring directly at you the viewer. In the background is a work positivity poster suggesting "it's great to mingle!"

Additional tags (trying this out): #fanart #digitalart #someoneelsesoc #atastic #atasticforreal #officelady #officewoman #secretary #monochrome #ocfanart

In a cubicle setting, a secretary-like office lady leans on a work table staring directly at you the viewer. In the background is a work positivity poster suggesting "it's great to mingle!" Additional tags (trying this out): #fanart #digitalart #someoneelsesoc #atastic #atasticforreal #officelady #officewoman #secretary #monochrome #ocfanart

#KnoxRobbinsArt It's that time in the office day where you and your co-workers need to chat by the water cooler, but that one Office Lady (created by @atasticforreal.bsky.social) who refuses to mingle is there staring you down.

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