Shit.

I could never.

What do you have in mind? I could think of one or two things.

Thank you to all who wished me a happy birthday. If you have not done so, there is still time before I add your name to the shit list.

What a week.

You could say I'm a master of a sort of verbal jiu-jitsu; whenever you are voicing a complaint, I masterfully redirect the conversation to my own complaints

Don't let them steal your wonder. Says Skeltor feeling extra fab.

Do you amend it then; it lies in you.

Cupcakes, you say? What flavor? And when?

Hmm... where does one store weeks' worth of dish water?

A small white dog is side-eyeing someone above them. They are wearing glasses.

said "hi little buddy 🙂" in a cute voice to a dog on the street and they shot me this look and now i feel like a dumbass

On Monday, a woman posts a photo on her "supersausage_charlie" Instagram account. It shows a dog at a Holy Week event in Spain. The dog is dressed like the other religious figures at the event, which involves an all-white outfit and pointy white hat.

On Monday, a woman posts a photo on her "supersausage_charlie" Instagram account. It shows a dog at a Holy Week event in Spain. The dog is dressed like the other religious figures at the event, which involves an all-white outfit and pointy white hat. The caption reads: "Dachshund takes on Semana Santa 🐶✝️🐣 #dachshund #semanasanta #dogsofinstagram #potd #happyeaster"

On Friday, the same woman posts a photo of her dog sitting on their couch. The dog is again dressed in the same outfit. This time, they have a gold necklace with a Christian cross on his neck.

The caption for Friday's post reads: "‼️PLEASE READ‼️ For clarity: the post from a few days ago was a reference to Semana Santa, a Spanish religious and cultural tradition. It was not connected to extremism, racism, or politics in any way. This was already stated in the disclaimer, but it is clear that some either misunderstood that context or chose to ignore it. This account is a dachshund account, and it will remain a space dedicated purely to the joy, humor, and love of sharing life with my dog. Nothing beyond that. Some of the comments left under that post were deeply disturbing. Hate, racism, extremist language, and abusive behavior have no place here. They will be removed and reported immediately. I appreciate everyone who continues to engage with this page with respect, kindness, and the spirit in which it is intended. • #dachshund #semanasanta #potd #spanishtraditions #fypage"

I'm sorry, but this woman posting photos of her dog at a religious event in Spain and then having to frantically clarify a few days later at their "supersausage_charlie" Instagram account is something out of a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode.

Opening my third nostril

my doctor told me i had fecal amnesia and i totally lost my shit

I have many more questions but I am not certain I want to know the answers.

What is Unicorn Day?

if you are what you eat then i'm too many Almond Rocas

Put to death for what he did to that so-called grilled cheese, I presume. To say nothing of the relationship.

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#DailyBaphirmation

Meggmento Mori
#kaseyart

ITS THE BIG DAY EVERYONE! put on your egg-hunting pants!

Just wait until Tuesday.

On this Easter Sunday I hope you will all remember the true meaning of Easter: discounted Cadbury eggs.

// Good morning from these two idiots and their matching dressing gowns. Only because @papaii.bsky.social got fed up with her always stealing his!!

{{I love them so much}}

2?! I am instigating a jail break. This is inhumane

How? Jesus has not even gone into the tomb yet, much less come back out.

*He squints. She seems to be genuine. That’s not funny at all! He feels the tiniest pang of guilt for messing with her and folds instantly.*

Bah, I cannot keep up the charade. It is only a joke. April Fool’s, cara.

Oh, this? Sì, I do not want to be bald anymore. Thirty years, do you really think?

Buongiorno, cara.

*He greets her with a smile, then feigns confusion at her comment, his eyebrows twisting quizzically.*

Bold? What do you mean?