The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Clockwise from top left: 1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.” 2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”. 3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.” 4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.

That may have just become more likely

Truer words never spoken

They’re not great tbh

Files is now Shared

Going to be so funny watching people try and act like this never happened one day

Our listener, Markus, lost a friend tragically a month or so ago, and when he went to search info about her online, he found a bunch of AI generated, deeply edited incorrect info about her. Looking into these took us places. Please listen.

@ItsBCJim The bad part of getting older is that you become an NPC, the good part is that being an NPC rocks. Nothing like walking down the street with a thought bubble that's just a sandwich you're looking forward to. Protagonism is best left to teens and the insane

Everything Is Great! By Carsie Blanton & The Burning Hell YouTube video by Carsie Blanton

youtu.be/JhZkPRtc4Go

"History will judge-" let me stop you right fucking there, history doesn't do fucking shit, I'm a historian, let's be clear here: elected officials need to do their fucking jobs, right now, before it happens, or future historians will judge THEM. Everyone knows and knew who Trump was.

I ate your PLUMS and I cannot lie
I'm guilty and I won't deny
That when I found them kept in a pretty chilly place
yeah I put them in my face
and man, YUM, couldn't have enough
'Cause you know that my tum is stuffed,
But you were breakfast saving,
Your forgiveness now I'm craving

A live earthquake report from our very own Dave Meltzer #earthquake YouTube video by F4WOnline

This is maybe only pertinent to pro wrestling fans but Dave Meltzer experiencing an earthquake live on stream and going “ok so it’s a 5, that’s, you know that’s significant but 6 are worse” in the exact patter that he describes a Young Bucks match is very funny

Imagine not knowing anything about pro wrestling and seeing this thumbnail

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hm.

the rock addressing the wwe universe

oh hi marks

lmao the eurovision mascot is so ugly I literally screamed at this reveal

WD-40 social media post: "something iconic is coming. Stay tuned." (Spoilers: it was actually a King Of The Hill collaboration)

we're finally getting WD-41 🙏

that’s your answer to EVERYTHING

I like that this post allows me to say that Weird Al Yankovic is the most powerful man in Hollywood and everyone has to be like “…it does seem that way”

Saw him last year; he was real good, you’ll have a great time

IHOP/Applebee’s opening here March 17 where Chili’s used to be on Vic East

we have one of those opening here like next week

A screenshot of Rachel Dratch from SNL. She's a white woman with short dark hair and blue eyes, and she's making an awkward expression that implies, "Sorry I have to tell you this and ruin your good time. But also I'm kind of not sorry about it." I've added a subtitle that reads, "That's AI."

an updated debbie downer sketch but it's friends showing her funny videos and she has to respond like this to every single one like this:

A sleeping (?) black cat on a lap

Kevin O’Leary credits acting chops to years of convincing people he wasn’t driving the boat LOS ANGELES, CA - Responding to widespread praise for his performance in the new film Marty Supreme, businessman and television personality Kevin O’Leary revealed that what critics are calling “surpri...

Kevin O’Leary credits acting chops to years of convincing people he wasn’t driving the boat

I’m convinced that everything posted there by Shounak Chakrabarti is 100% AI slop

When Back to the Future 2 ended on a cliffhanger, 13-year-old me was so mad he vowed to never watch BTTF3. Still haven’t.

So sorry to hear this. Losing a pet is so hard. I hope you’re doing okay.