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Upon further review, this appears to be their second name in less than a year, and the last name appears to have also been the name of a group of car washes in the Atlanta area. So maybe the fairy already knows the way.

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A logo for "Splash Patrol Car Wash" with a cartoon dog that looks suspiciously like Chase from Paw Patrol

A logo for "Splash Patrol Car Wash" with a cartoon dog that looks suspiciously like Chase from Paw Patrol

Taking bets on how long until the Cease & Desist Fairy visits our new local carwash.

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Burger King?

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a small brown dog is wearing a red sweater and making a funny face Alt: a small brown dog is wearing a red sweater and making a funny face

manufacfturers.

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Totally AI. From what I understand, they do an AI thumbnail and AI narration, remixing previously-released video from the manufacfturers media b-roll, etc.

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Electoral...lee

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a man with a cowboy hat and mustache is sitting in front of a bowling alley and says `` much obliged partner '' Alt: a man with a cowboy hat and mustache is sitting in a bowling alley and says `` much obliged partner ''
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This is a darn good point. This might be the only company in the world that could say "nah, that stuff sucks, we're not using it" and people would willingly rush to buy the newest version of their product that actively shuns it. (See headphone jacks, Flash player)

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But did they use their tail lights?

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Tune in to Quibi tonight for the premiere of "Jeopardy! - Oops! All Potent Potables"

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A Siamese Mix cat sits on a couchback cushion, looking at the camera. The tip of her striped tail is between her two front paws.

A Siamese Mix cat sits on a couchback cushion, looking at the camera. The tip of her striped tail is between her two front paws.

Dis is my tail. Dere are many like it but dis one is mine.

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Lemme get uhhhhhhhhhh the Blukakke Fries

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Good Lord.

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The key is to stack the trash pile precariously on top of the shredder.

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Email from McDonald's: "brr freezing, get a warm fave. Keep the heat in the car, get curbside pickup"

Email from McDonald's: "brr freezing, get a warm fave. Keep the heat in the car, get curbside pickup"

Everytime the temperature swings here, I get a weather related email from McD's about it. Somehow that feels more surveillance-y than the 8TB of data they surely already have on my fat ass.

(Also big huevos to basically say don't freeze; Let our employees freeze for you instead w/ curbside pickup)

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Dog forcing its mouth into a high-pressure water stream, with the caption "Wharrgarbl Wharrgarbl Wharrgarbl"

Dog forcing its mouth into a high-pressure water stream, with the caption "Wharrgarbl Wharrgarbl Wharrgarbl"

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(Anybody know the postcode for Abu Dhabi?)

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A tabby cat squeezed into a long, narrow box

A tabby cat squeezed into a long, narrow box

Milo's gonna Milo.

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I prefer BarnacleDayz™

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Like the whole thing is giving me Grover "NEAR/FAR" vibes

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Screen capture of 1984 Atlanta Braves broadcast, with the text "Pete Van Wieren" in a font which seemingly uses a different font size for each letter

Screen capture of 1984 Atlanta Braves broadcast, with the text "Pete Van Wieren" in a font which seemingly uses a different font size for each letter

I'm going back in time 42 years to beat up whoever designed that on-screen font.

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A cow's udder, with costuming appearing as Hulk Hogan, with the text "Brudder"

A cow's udder, with costuming appearing as Hulk Hogan, with the text "Brudder"

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(This was in a historical documentary, so... yeah)

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Just saw a new way of noting "AI generated" onscreen in a YouTube video...

"[Channel Name]™ Original Image ©"

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In my case, I had a good 2-3 year run where they put two of us in a former oversized windowless linen closet in the housekeeping warehouse. Door stayed closed for HVAC and noise purposes. Very few people knew we were there at all, much less whether we were in there at that exact moment.

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I thought you had to reverse it before you struck it

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West Michigan broadcaster calls play like it's The Masters | 2023 Minor League Highlights
West Michigan broadcaster calls play like it's The Masters | 2023 Minor League Highlights YouTube video by Minor League Baseball

I would watch SO MUCH baseball.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFhm...

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DO THEY WANT THEIR NARROW CHANNEL COMPLETELY BLOCKADED TOO?

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Spongebob Screenshot:
"Restraing Order - This order hereby declares that this sh*t is not to be allowed within 15 feet of my f*ckin eyes"

Spongebob Screenshot: "Restraing Order - This order hereby declares that this sh*t is not to be allowed within 15 feet of my f*ckin eyes"

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Happy birthday!

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