I mostly hang out with my chickens these days. For my mental health. #chickenlady #easteregger

The walkie talkie feature of my smart watch is my new favorite thing.
My husband will regret showing this to me.

I love/hate annual wrap ups.
The Duolingo one hits you with Duo bum cheeks quite a few times for some reason.

Red = power outages in the Seattle area.
Us = just chillin’ cozied up in front of the fireplace with the doggos in the dark.The wind is really whipping through the trees outside.
#bombcyclone #pnw

Preparing for the bomb cyclone winds. All weather forecasts sound like band names from the early 00s. Bomb Cyclone (Ska). Atmospheric River (Emo). #pnw

Friends who have migrated here finally. It is in fact me. #repairess

And this was Costco sized.

I was pressured by the person I cohabitate with to publicly praise this item.
@johnbron.com #marriedtothejohnbron

Yesterday and today.
Black wood stain vs a lady who should have worn gloves. Lava soap works miracles friends.

Today = Brunch/ day drinking/ lounging in front of the AC/ chicken cuddles. Who knew I’d like these little dinosaurs so much.

❤️ Happy Mother‘s Day Kristina!

Follow up: excessive heat/heat advisory in the PNW is anything above 70F/21C. (Jokes, but not really).

Currently, our industrial laser is in our kitchen next to our AC. Did you know C02 lasers prefer the cold? (The PNW is under an excessive heat warning.)

Alas, I am the sole member of my family that isn’t a Zelda player. I liked it better when I forced everyone into watching me play No Man‘s Sky. #tearsofmykingdom

Hahahaha! I hope you’re getting plenty of sleep while you can.

Just gave my first invite code to my husband‘s friend. Instead of one of mine. I’m going to try to keep my shit here clear of astrology memes for as long as possible.

New social account = new opportunity to spam strangers with pictures of my chickens. #chickenmom