The elevator music version I've been hearing a few times before, yeah?

Yeah, it changed it forever for me as well.

It's amazing.

It's not quite MvC if C is missing, but yeah, true.

It's funny that the outsider swoops in to make the impossible possible.

She's a sucker for anything.

Doesn't drink much sodas but is a sucker either way.

If she had to pick, she'd be a cherry girlie.

Cherry Dr. Pepper if available somewhere or a Cherry Coke.

#FlexFriday, ah?

...Huh. Okay, okay.

I don't have much to offer but I make up for it with being decently endowed in other departments.

BREAKING NEWS: Local water sausage executes a flawless 360,493° ultra-zoom mega spin. Physicists baffled.

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

Why not?

You're welcome, slut. Are you close yet?

*Demi would lean down a bit later, steal a few kisses, wrap her arm around Tifa's throat, thinking about marking her up further and biting around her, soon beginning to tease a finish as she would slide out and ram it back in*

You're not too shabby either yourself darling.

*A growl would escape from Demi's lips as she slowly picked the thrusts' pace up and tightened her grip on Tifa's shoulders, almost digging her nails into her, not afraid to leave marks*

Ideas of the freakier variety, I'll keep it at that and not share further until we meet.

*Demi didn't care where they were, who was watching.*

*Pleasure was on her mind now. Twisted, things happening against someone's will, but pleasure all the same.*

*It brought her joy to watch Tifa struggle against her with the bag over her head, fighting for air while Demi was ravaging her*

She'd smash, too. Who knows what ideas she may have.

Too late, the damage is already done, everyone else's claimed you.

A bunch of 90s kids gathered around a desktop computer, stoked by what's happening on screen

Bluesky right now:

She may even join you on the trip and you'd get up to who knows what.

Emily Dalton for all your travel needs, she has an idea for every kind of weather.

Forgot I even had an account on here.

Oh well. Sorry not sorry.

Was busy being the best and reinventing myself after parting ways with where I worked inbetween living the dream life with @travelagentemily.bsky.social around the world.

Here's a sneak peek to hold you over.

Doesn't matter. Fuck them. Cancel things.

Patiently waiting to give a shit about the haters be like

Merry Christmas, you filthy animals.

Come get your gift.

“Chappell Roan” sounds like a Hallmark Christmas special about a young girl and her best friend, a shy filly.

Comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two green aliens are at a press conference, sitting behind microphones. One alien happily says, "Jesus? We love that guy!" Panel 2: A human reporter with a microphone looks surprised and says, "We’ve been waiting centuries for his second coming." Panel 3: The first alien casually responds, "Really? He comes to us every year." The second alien adds, "We invited him for cookies. What did you do?" The reporter starts to sweat. Panel 4: Both aliens pause, looking inquisitive. One alien asks, "Wait. What did you do?" All reporters sweat.

Explain this, humankind

I don't know what I've done, but I'm here and ready to find out.

*It was a rarity for Demi to drop her usual character and demeanor, thinking she'd screwed the pooch with her recent antics, making her way into the office a bit of a while later, sheepishly smiling and cracking her neck and knuckles*

My moonshot 🌕 taken with my NikonD750 and a Nikkor 200-500mm telescopic lens.

Boooooo.

Not agreed, of course.

The fuck is going through your head with ideas like these?

Photo of Revy Photoshopped onto a transgender flag She's pointing back and looking shocked

Repost if you support trans people and think we're neato

Wrong place idiot.

This could be us but you do be playing.

And that ticks me off.

If you don't have plans, I have plans.

I can also wait patiently.

I can provide the stuffing, all's well.

Feel free to pass by anytime.

Talking nonsense*