a man with a tattoo on his neck says he 's my little pretty princess in a dark room ALT: a man with a tattoo on his neck says he 's my little pretty princess in a dark room

INJECT HIM INTO MY BLOODSTREAM

writing the script and jokes and recording footage and editing: haha yaaaaay yippee fuck yeeeeaah
narrating:

every single line of this

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A glitch may occur in Super Mario Galaxy when played on a Nintendo Switch 2 whereby Mario will get stuck in freefall in the tunnel in Gateway Galaxy. The usual failsafe that would kill Mario for falling too long does not activate here, so Mario will tumble forever and never die.

but.... we're both girls.... if i cum inside you..... ill get prengnant........

I'm a deeply flawed individual, but I bring joy to the world.

It's 2AM & I'm watching anime that look & sound like this.

academy award contending tiktok

Playing a Chinese FMV game where you can like or dislike characters on a global leaderboard by either giving them flowers or throwing eggs at them.

added sound to a gif i like

"That shit must've been laced with Tylenol, because I'm struggling to understand the social cue of giving a single fuck."

I was gonna make a joke of first Yakuza game with a gay protag but then I remember Kiryu led this series for 10 games

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ENCYCLOPEDIA - Your mangled brain would like you to know there is a boxer called Contact Mike.

YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother?

ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope.

some kind of invasive weed

two drawings of Ariane in coveralls and gloves with one featuring a toolbelt

a drawing of Ariane with a screwdriver in her mouth laying on Elster's stomach

a chibi drawing of Ariane and Elster with Ariane holding a screwwn driver in her mouth. Elster is saying that she has no screws and Ariane is pleading that its sexy to hold a screwdriver in her mouth

hm

i burned a capcut free trial to make this

don't trust macrophilia fetishists they're in the pocket of big woman

this is basically what passes for reporting in the nypost

Happy 40th birthday Super Mario Bros