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Oh and lest we forget to update as Rob Refsnyder continues his chase of history.

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Continuing our diagnosis of the situation, consulting the data provided by the Justin Ruggiano-to-Will Wilson Pipeline.

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April 22nd, 2026. Field reconnaissance has revealed the Mariners' fanbase to be overgrown, unruly, and unsafe. If left alone, the question of catastrophe is not one of if but of when.

This season presents the opportunity to heal this ecosystem, and restore it to its natural state. See attached

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An Ohtani deal seemed close. Then Jerry started Yapping.
The president's public comments add to the uncertainty around Ohtani contract negotiations

An Ohtani deal seemed close. Then Jerry started Yapping. The president's public comments add to the uncertainty around Ohtani contract negotiations

Alarming news this morning out of the Front Office.

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Updating the Rob Refnsyder/AJ Pollock Hit Tracker

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The New York Times

OPINION
GUEST ESSAY

Dan Wilson Didn't Break the Mariners.
Ryan Divish Simply Refused to Fix Them.

The New York Times OPINION GUEST ESSAY Dan Wilson Didn't Break the Mariners. Ryan Divish Simply Refused to Fix Them.

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Repent.

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JP’s shoulder will be fine! Quit asking!!

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Orbit in a shallow grave that the Mariner Moose forced him to dig. 

“Are Graves Still 6' Deep? Let's Talk About It”

Orbit in a shallow grave that the Mariner Moose forced him to dig. “Are Graves Still 6' Deep? Let's Talk About It”

If Lastro fans weren’t busy giving their SSN to a lady version of Grok on the Everything App they’d real mad about this one.

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George Kirby back in Houston! Aunt May ain’t saving you this time Lastros!

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The Seattle Mariners’ AL West title banners, and a banner commemorating the time they hit 10 or more hits in a single game.

The Seattle Mariners’ AL West title banners, and a banner commemorating the time they hit 10 or more hits in a single game.

Proud of them for only taking 17 games to reach this historic milestone.

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Happy to present the Seattle Mariner Political Spectrum

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BREAKING: The Mariner ferry boats have run aground in the Suez Canal

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Update:

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Quoting this one with the link cuz I think it's a nice and pleasant break. Miss you, Dave soundcloud.com/aryillr/dave...

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Dan Wilson, confused

Dan Wilson, confused

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A likely outcome

A likely outcome

Watching! Learning!

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We've been hard at work here at LBCHHQ Inc. LLC and we're happy to present our newest work:

The Rob Refsnyder/AJ Pollock Hit Tracker

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Repent.

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The most wonderful time of the year

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The sunlight of Colt McColt Thought illuminates the road of the Great Go Biz Revolution!

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Many people are saying “Extend Emerson,” and I agree, he’s our best pitcher. McColt should also be extended.

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Time to Mariber

Time to Mariber

12.0 IP, 2 H, 1 ER, 15 K, 3 BB

The only good pitchers for YOUR Seattle Mariners. We have never told a joke.

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GOMS. EMBRACE THE HORRORS.

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