Aw I love that cat and his gfy expression

Find out if he has shoes (never worn) i could sell

Robyn, Dara, and Saorise from How to Get to Heaven from Belfast

Me and my friends off on an adventure (to play board games and get froyo)

1970s men's underwear ad including matching print tank plus briefs and matching solid yellow tank plus boxers

We used to be a proper country

a man in a red robe is sitting on a throne in front of two gold chairs . Alt: Cardinal Richelieu (played by Tim Curry) stating "That can be arranged" in the 1993 movie The Three Musketeers

Can't say "arranged" without "range"

A grid photo of 16 different characters all played by the legend Tim Curry.

Tim Curry, the absolute legend, turns 80 today. This man took huge swings.

today is as good a day as any to abandon all your responsibilities and gather a crew to sail the seven seas

Me, after the winter storm leaves a half inch of ice:

Billy West never getting an Emmy is a crime (for any of his shows really)

As someone who doesn't want children the only thing that could change my mind is if a weird guy on the internet told me I should

"We plant an apple tree today, even if we know the world is going to be destroyed tomorrow. We save those we can."

Thinking of the times when girls were limited in their career choices, depending on their talents, to secretary, nurse, housewife, or consort. And thinking of all the little gay boys who dreamed of becoming those same things.

Long debate today among coworkers (located across the U.S.) on how to pronounce the word "cement"

ME: you never know when Taco Bell is gonna use their diarrhea sauce, amiright?

PLUMBER: I gotta find a better union

yet nobody talking about betamaxxing

Shakeweight dot gif

a close up of a man 's face with a serious look on his face in a black and white photo . Alt: Leonard Cohen

It goes like this - the sixth, the fifth

1/4 ton dumper.

I want a girl with a short skirt and a

What movie defines the '80s for you?

When i was in high school, our student newspaper was called Advarp and had the tagline, "the truth in reverse."

This is indicative of two things:
1. The inmates were running the asylum, and
2. I went to high school a very long time ago.

If you bring cool ranch istg

The real lesson in little red riding hood is to not body shame the elderly

When you put too much stuff in a wrap and pivot to soft taco

Never judge a book by its cover. Ditto the copyright page. The dedication, more of a gray area. Page one, judging time.

*accidentaly murders a vampire trying to set up a tent*

Stop saying you have a dry sense of humor. Your favorite comedy is Anchorman

my musical hot take is alanis morissette’s usage of “ironic” is close enough

just wondering what elephants would look like if they moisturized, no big deal