REPORTER: (saying aloud while writing in notebook) “druuunk right now. Got it.”

Prop design in this movie was incredible.

In Michigan, we have candidates running for office who are plainly saying “hi y’all I’m a racist educated racist, and we don’t like no damn city folk putting queer in our schools.”

I keep thinking about this. It makes me incredibly nervous. Mismanagement over time is really hard and slow to undue.

Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

RETVRN

You are qualified for any white collar job on the planet.

People who never check a bag, arrive at the last minute, or otherwise travel-hack in any way, are the worst part of travel.

Y’all make your preferences everyone else’s problem.

I think there are some people who actually believe that “writing a good prompt” is the same as writing a good story.

James Dolan added everyone in this thread to The List.

My team is looking like they will be relegated as well… and that’s a LOT more shocking than Wolves.

No VAR in the Championship at least 🤷🏽‍♂️

Knew it.

This has been and will always be my question for the AI boosters.

Who will be left to buy your widgets?

There is no good answer. It’s either “uh oh I didn’t think about that,” in which case: dumb. Or there is “I plan to live in a bunker while everyone starves because I got mine,” which: evil AF.

It takes a special kind of psychopath to keep running for office after your own party clearly doesn’t want you too.

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

Goodhart's Law. It’s been a plague among executives for years.

Then a shirt with the shirt hat on it.

Store bought is a weird texture. Do not recommend.

Mine is 1:1:1 oatmeal, Greek yogurt, milk. Add vanilla, cinnamon, honey, sliced almonds, coconut flakes, chia seeds.

Optional protein powder.

Top with berries or dried cranberries when fruit is out of season.

Now wait a minute. Overnight oats is not soaking. It’s thickening.

We all love the thickening.

I’m so sick of this shit. Online. In the stadium. At the pub. Stomp it out when you see it.

#COYS

Baseball hat on baseball shirt.

Absurd.

3 goals have been the safe zone for Spurs since the end of Super Jan and Toby. That still remains the target every match.

This is not a clean sheet team. This is nothing new. #COYS

Madders on the bench. Coco back at the Lane. Vibes are improving.

Just put his dumpy old ass in jail. No trial. No appeals. No legal maneuvering. He doesn’t respect rules so give him none in return.

Another 4 years of “there is a plan! They are building a case against him! Just you wait!”

I assume every Romanian knows how to hunt and kill vampires.

I love this

Has to be some core strength requirement here. If that’s the case I got 2 minutes of flight time in me. Tops.

Would you have to fly in traffic?