This is logical.

This is logical.

Your observation is appreciated.

3 DAYS. Trip was on the Xyrillian ship for 3 days and managed to have a romantic encounter with an unknown species and become PREGNANT. He really needs to learn how to keep his fingers to himself.

Thank you, this explains a lot.

A flow chart with the title "Captain Archer Flowchart." Step one is "be informed of problem by T'Pol." Decision point one is "Is it T'Pol's fault" Decision 1 is "Probably Not" leading to the conclusion "Blame T'Pol." Decision 2 is "Obviously Not" leading to the conclusion "Blame T'Pol."

You—yes YOU—can command an NX-class starship with just one easy lesson!

#startrek #startrekenterprise #damnitarcher

The “situation” that we experienced in the cave last night could have been prevented if Captain Archer had followed my advice.

Captain Archer has decided we are going down to the planet of which we know nothing about.

This is a bad idea.

Not only does Enterprise not have a chain of command, there are no protocols for discovering a Minshara class planet. Some members of the bridge crew don’t even know what Minshara means.

I’ve heard Enterprise is good.

It would have been more logical to allow Phlox to feed it to his bat.

It is known that humans are illogical and emotional beings.

It may also be possible that the crew and myself are in fact serving under a “madman”.

I found Captain Archer in his Quarters… on all fours… looking for a “squeak”.

I suppose I can see why he and Porthos have bonded.

#startrek #tpol #captainarcher #enterprise #nx01

I can’t, but to conclude that the only answer is that the captain acquired his information from a dead crewman who transported him back through time is illogical.

The instruction of neuro-pressure is a very intimate act.

I was referring to your upcoming promotion. Captain Archer must have not yet divulged that.

Phlox and Feezal looking like that couple at the bar that wants to take you home

It’s in his file.

Suffering from a lack of sexual activity.

Especially Captain Archer. Efficiency is down 3%.

Full documentation of our experiences aboard the Enterprise NX-01 can be found @enterprisesplain.bsky.social. This docuseries includes several “hot takes” according to the humans on the ship.

#startrek #enterprise #nx01 #startrekenterprise #startrekpodcast

There is only one logical conclusion.

Of course… because of “time travel”.

That, and her pocketbook.

Indeed. I still have her dress.

That has not been my experience.

The Vulcan Science Directorate has attempted to teach calculus to a tribble. We were unsuccessful. The tribble only multiplied.