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Hiya hunny.. ash told me this app improved so I'm checking it out

I’m terrible at social cues and also crossword puzzles

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Hi

You don’t just achieve Legendary Status at the top of the Reply Guy Leaderboards by keepin’ your opinion to yourself

You want it: you gotta put in the work

They reply and turn off comments 😂😂

Yerp

They all friends w ang crew now.. and of course Karen bc she can't not be involved

I apparently triggered so much from this 😂😂

So I did a thing on X 😂

Electric chairs are too woke, we should go back to gas powered chairs.

Yeah imma need you to tell me how to talk to you 😂

*calls in not ready for this jelly*

Boss: Why was everyone in your office

Me: Trauma bonding

Them: My family is my rock

Me: I'm going to throw your family at my family

rumor has it if you fill up on microplastics you can exist forever on the trash island in the North Pacific

Ooh I like that

It’s not easy to age like fine wine, I just make it seem that way

Now, why did I walk into this room?

The world is spinning

My world is spinning

It’s all a bit too disorienting

Making my therapy appointments on Mondays from now on. . So I can dwell on my trauma and be done with it before the weekend.

Judge: "control your client"

*Lawyer loads dart with hippopotamus tranquilizer*

why is facebook jacking off over Stanley thermoses

fastest moving fingers in history:
5. chicken
4. my toddler’s when I’m eating
3. Dave Brubeck’s
2. Cool Hand Luke’s
1. my ex wife’s when she watches me shave with a straight razor

Dakar 2024 not disappointing

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I hope when it’s my time I choke to death on ham so I die happy.

Good I hope you hate me and my internet friends that I “elevate”

Die mad about it.

I'm going to try it out.. 😌