Happy Holidaze.

Intermission at Orchestra Noir

I been skipping the gym hard, but I like these pics. I’m giving myself 30 days to exercise everyday for at least 15 mins to see what can happen. Summer is nigh!

Gotta hit the gym though. I have to be disciplined about adding into my schedule

Haven’t been to sleep yet. I’m not sure I’m gonna take a nap before going out later. I think one final crash will be appropriate.

I have done nothing on my to-do list today.

I really have to check my Savage Fenty account. After today’s purchase with whatever balance I need to pause that subscription. I dont even really know how it works lol. The underwear are comfy though

I need a j as soon as I park this car. $175 for parking at DCA. Sunday to today. So fucking annoyed at the disrespect lol

I really do love the beach.

This trip to Georgie’s Alibi Monkey Bar - Ft. Lauderdale has been randomly enjoyable lol

This morning was the perfect day to call out. I opened that laptop and closed it ten mins later. Not today, Satan.

In a few months imma need a summer weekend (Thurs - Mon) in NYC full of ridiculousness and maybe light debauchery

Learning this and currently stretching

A lil quick trip down to Miami. I was overdue for some water and sand

Designing Women

A quick get away was needed. I wish the pool area wasn’t covered though

Why is the first post I see about blue magic being used as lube?! Is everyone ok?!

It’s Resurrection Sunday. I put on all three pieces.

Good Friday, you say?! Well I had to get my fish, like the black Christian I am lol

Via Dolorosa.

I finally put all subscriptions on one credit card. Let’s see if I can get them all under one email.

I need two beef patties

Randomly I could go for a bowl of cream of crab soup and a strawberry Hennessy from Angie’s Seafood.

You’re welcome!

You’re here to tell the story! 😂
I think I practiced keeping my eyes open and sneezing for a while

One of my grandfathers actually stopped driving because he sneezed and briefly passed out behind the wheel. I think twice 🥴

This was one of my few fears when I started driving.

I’m gonna have to resort to wallets with AirTags only. Smh! I’m sick of myself

Definitely ate more than a little

I like pulp