the easiest way to spot tourists in warm weather climates is to see what they’re wearing when it’s 68 degrees out.
Pasty white tourists (me): shorts, t-shirt
Locals: pants, a light jacket, sometimes not a light jacket
(This applies to pro golfers, wearing beanies in 55 degree weather lol)
Without even knowing the topic I am 100 percent sure I agree with @bencoleygolf.bsky.social.
A can of Anita Purple Haze
How old were you when you realized you don’t care what other people think about your drink choices? Purple Haze is tasty actually.
1927 Yankees-ass @jeopardyofficial.bsky.social lineup
I’m at a loss for words at how good this is.
Correct. Instead, spend your money going TO New Orleans. This is potentially the best food city in America. I’m so deliriously happy.
Oh shit, it seems Mr. Ossoff here has gotten himself a high-quality speechwriting staff and may have significantly higher aspirations…
Writing is for you. Who you choose to share it with after is your business. If they hate it, remember, you just shared it with them. It wasn’t for them. It was for you.
the end of the Bruins game, in a nutshell
Do you know what kind of fucked up season it has been for me to be rooting for the Tampa Bay Lightning???
I am officially on vacation. Dropped the kids off an hour ago, on the train to the airport, just took a 5mg edible and have another in my pocket, sneaking sips of a 24oz White Claw when the conductor isn’t looking, I’m gonna watch the Bruins game on the plane and touch down in NOLA in about 7 hours.
Haha, last second add because a couple of my friends just played it and I’m jealous.
Why not lean all the way in? Anticipated 2027 venues: The Old Course, Pine Valley, Pasatiempo, a four-day trek through all of the Bandon Courses, and of course every Trump property.
Hey this is very cool actually!
My love for Trey Mullinax knows no bounds. (Thor and Vilips are winning this though.)
You think you know someone.
A hot dog is a Hello Kitty
@yourmandevine.bsky.social hey man you’re great, most of us love your shit, the problem with the internet is we don’t spend enough time talking about the things we love, we are so ready to dunk on things we hate. I’m guilty of that too. Keep being awesome!
Did I forward the opening paragraph to my best friend who is an FBI agent? It’s hard to say, really.
Thanks for nothing, JT!
I got what I came for (new golf shoes) but the staff was allergic to actually helping with demo clubs. Oh well, didn’t want to drop a grand on an iron set today anyway!
Let’s see how much money is still in my account after THIS!
This stinks!
Never forget that professional golfers are, above all else, incredibly pampered fucks.
I thought this was going to be my last year with my iron set, but I'm thinking about MAYBE moving up my time frame a little...
I wanted to make a Showdown lineup for Round 2 of the Heritage, but I was waiting for some weather updates. I put in a dummy lineup of guys I liked in a vacuum, and went to bed. And this morning I forgot about it.
I'm not even going to look at the team until tonight. It'll be a surprise together!
Just a heads up that for the next several days/weeks this will be a golf and Bruins hockey account. Sorry.
I’m going to be in New Orleans for 3 nights next week and I’ve got like 15 places I want to eat for a total of 8 meals. This is going to be so difficult! And amazing!
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Hey you know what I did last night? I fell asleep while typing out my favorite plays for the Heritage. So here they are!
WINNER: Ludvig Aberg
LONGSHOT: Rickie Fowler
FADE: Robert MacIntyre
TOP 20: Alex Noren
Gummy Play: Matt McCarty
OAD: Ludvig Aberg