The turtle DNA I’ve been putting in your drinks seems to be working apace

He’s like a funny goth is all I know

Jesse Ventura, Nic Cage, and Jay Baruchel all have the same voice at different pitches

Thank you!!

Me!

It is Wednesday my liege

morrigan aensland

Why thank you kindly neighbor

Day 2 - thigh kiss(es)!

A sketch of me as a Doctor Strange-type wizard superhero

If I was a superhero I think I’d be a Doctor Strange type. All the responsibility and sacrifice but I balance it with being a lazy stoner lesbian chick. The big house is a plus

Trans Ranma fanfic?

That baby was I

for sale: baby - never wears shoes

knight in blue/purple, moon themed outfit

Character design commission

I hope he stays hidden….

I’d never hide a hickey

The little mermaid copy with a dick on it

Infamous penis little mermaid

It's weird how the natural progression of my life and the need for popular culture to maintain a status quo have kept certain things in a sort of perpetual stasis. The Ninja Turtles, once icons and role models for young me, are now my sons. My beautiful baby boys. I am a rat.

sno-tinie, galveston, texas, 1986

sno-tinie, galveston, texas, 1986

Aparently bsky being a lil broken, so testing this again

SUPER

coal
diffuser
watercolor!

Me!

Evil Lynn

The bangs are back and I got a present

So baked she’s two days late

JOIN HOST SCOTT AUKERMAN, ALONG WITH PAUL F. TOMPKINS & THE COMEDY BANG! BANG! ALL-STARS, AS THEY PERFORM A TOTALLY IMPROVISED VERSION OF THE AWARD-WINNING PODCAST!

Pre-sale tickets for the CBB Tour 2026 go live at 10am local time!

PASSWORD: BEEFING

Jubilation

Sometimes I worry my only legacy will be my photo hanging in the Destin, Florida Fudruckers because I completed Challenge Dome during Cockgobbler Weekends

I see one whenever I look down. Heyoooo!!!

I misremembered the Harry Potter candy as “Bertie Bott’s Twenty Flavor Beans”
I keep thinking of baby daniel Radcliffe going “that’s a lot of flavors I guess!”

He-Man fighting Skeletor

He-Man is so mean to his autistic son