Tate McRae is so horny omg

Like I don’t do drugs anymore this is absurd

You know you’re old when being at the afters is lowkey embarrassing

Labubu’s are terrorizing the bear community at an alarming rate

Hollandaise sauce you are one tough beast but your secrets are mine

Lowkey have successfully hypnotized myself into learning sauce recipes by playing audio of myself verbalizing ingredients in my sleep

Girl this is San Francisco at this point if you don’t feel valid then that’s on you

AA is lowkey culty but in a good way

Special shout out to stuffed bell peppers

I am a victim of the Mexican wonky eye

Ngl this would make me consider watching it

Someone k*** him

Who up maying they hem

Core memory resurfaced

Lowkey 5’8 is a gay height

Same energy

Still me 🙂‍↕️

Devastated that I forgot to ask for my tikka masala spicy over the phone and it tasted better 😞

Dune being canonically homophobic by the forth book is lowkey devastating 😭

Tried getting a head start on my taxes. Imediately slammed my computer shut when I saw how much I’d have to pay back…IRS you will be dealt with… (later) 😭

what has happened January-ily can never happen again

“John Waters worship” sounds pointed lmao

The horrors..the organisms (both living and dead, mind you)…this is my Vietnam fr

2 hours of deep cleaning a bar is equivalent to 10 years of special ops military training

Either that or the winds are shaking my house either way I’m gonna fight

Woken up at 6am by a tornado warning and now a earthquake PLS this is gonna pmo

Cochella lineup is looking a little cute I fear

The entire bar cheering when Luigi Mangione was brought up during trivia is wild in the best way

The wicked shows are giving us a break from the Charli shows that were giving us a break from the Chappell shows that were giving us a break from the-