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Posts by Judah Kelber

That's been our rule. With both of our kids, there was one long protracted "I don't want to try it, it looks horrible!" event that lasted 15-45 minutes but after that they were both like, "Oh, if I say I don't like that then I don't have to eat it!" and rush to try things now.

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Washington Post Editorial Board headline: “The Texas gerrymander freak out. What’s happening in Texas is not a threat to democracy.”

Washington Post Editorial Board headline: “The Texas gerrymander freak out. What’s happening in Texas is not a threat to democracy.”

Washington Post Editorial Board headline: “Virginia plunges America deeper into the gerrymandering abyss. The redistricting scheme was always a power grab by Democrats. Voters went along with it.”

Washington Post Editorial Board headline: “Virginia plunges America deeper into the gerrymandering abyss. The redistricting scheme was always a power grab by Democrats. Voters went along with it.”

The Washington Post Editorial Board was fine with Republicans gerrymandering in Texas.

But when Democrats responded in Virginia, it’s a “power grab” that “plunges America deeper into the gerrymandering abyss.”

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I believe this means your husband is either Dave Thomas or Wendy.

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As a Ravens fan, I am not thrilled with this trade.

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Olixandr Homlitin. His name is Olixandr Homlitin. And there's a million things he hasn't done, just you wait.

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B-B-B-Benny and the gods

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Sadly, evergreen.

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I just sat in the bleachers at a high school stadium for three hours to watch my middle school kid run two events at a track meet. And I couldn't be prouder, he nailed it.

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Now you can finally go to Paradise City.

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Absolutely fantastic alt text. 10/10.

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Secret Service determines no credible threats to UGA rally after Erika Kirk's cancellation, source says The U.S. Secret Service determined there were no credible threats to Tuesday's Turning Point USA rally at the University of Georgia​, even as a planned co-appearance by Erika Kirk was canceled over un...

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If anything, I could see Diehl trying to be a spoiler but he wouldn’t get much of the vote from the non-GOP folks.

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There’s not likely an “independent” candidate in the mix this time around though, right? That was a big part of why the margin was so small last time.

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What if ALF was secretly a raccoon?

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My favorite dinosaur is the chicken.

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I want the threat to have come from Usha Vance, but more likely it was the “threat” of a mostly empty venue.

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Turned on NBC. They talked about “President tipping a DoorDash driver $100”.

This woman participated in GOP ads before playing other roles. There is no DoorDash deliveries to the Oval Office. Please exercise proper judgement when consuming news.

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Filet mignon is the most overrated cut of any meat.

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Texas Rep. Tony Gonzales announcing he will retire from congress tomorrow

Texas Rep. Tony Gonzales announcing he will retire from congress tomorrow

My goodness I was just writing about Texas Rep. Tony Gonzales... and he plans to announce his retirement tomorrow. Statement from the bad social media place:

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The best/worst part is that most of them also let you record videos of the inside of your ears.

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"Honey, I told you about Jeremy. He's from Canada...you probably haven't met him."

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Does the "AI Generated" tag mean Nick Adams is AI?

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My oldest made a delicious chicken noodle soup for dinner tonight and then helped youngest with math homework. Hard to complain.

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JERRY WILL EVENTUALLY GET VERIFIED

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BUDAPEST, Hungary (AP) — Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orbán concedes defeat after 'painful' election result, ending 16 years in power.

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a man in a leather jacket says " you are a wizard " in front of a woman Alt: a man in a leather jacket says " you are a wizard " in front of a woman
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Crispy Halloumi With Tomatoes and White Beans from NY Times Cooking. Recipe is here: https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1026520-crispy-halloumi-with-tomatoes-and-white-beans

Crispy Halloumi With Tomatoes and White Beans from NY Times Cooking. Recipe is here: https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1026520-crispy-halloumi-with-tomatoes-and-white-beans

I made some easy and delicious food. Recipe link in alt text.

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"...is it price or demand that's holding the automaker back?"

Nope.

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the extent to which so many men are sex pests is just baffling and depressing

you can just Not Do That

there is shit that's hard for me! remembering to take in the trash cans is hard! checking the calendar is hard! starting a design doc is hard! not being a sex pest: not that hard

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