Salute to an all-time tweet

Not even sure what this is about but seems like a general evergreen post that I support.

Fanatics email about a black Detroit Tigers jersey with the headline “Paint The Black: Striking pitch black fan gear for the win.” They jersey is very similar to the Tigers home whites with the olde English d on the chest, only the jersey is black and the D is orange

Listing on Fanatics website for a “Tarik Skubal Detroit Tigers Nike Fashion Replica Black Out Jersey,” the price is $149.99

Look I know it’s hack at this point to complain about Fanatics but considering this company can’t even get the actual Tigers alternate uniforms in stock online it takes a log lot of balls for them to send this email about fashion jerseys and then charge the same price as replicas.

If the hardcore bands guitarist looks like this, you’re gonna die in that pit

The sickos meme only it says "Minnesotans."

I know this is @davidjroth.bsky.social's bit, but no quote has ever sounded more like a coach who's 2-8 (1-7 in conference) whose starting QB is already in the portal and whose entire defensive backfield is liking and reposting videos of him tripping over his headset cable

Eric Pratt sucks even worse than this guy but he's also unlikeable so this is good for us South Metro folk.

Adam Friedland does a cooking segment with Ilhan Omar in the latest episode of his show. It’s good. Somehow. I’m dead serious.

RIP Evan Susser I guess

IMO you should name this guy

(I should point out that saying JD Vance was "ours" is for humor, I am not, under any circumstances, going to seriously say "gotta hand it to him")

Listen, buddy, it's one thing when an adult convert criticizes the Pope (he may be a dunce but he's OURS, and by "ours" I mean cradle lapsed Catholics), but a white evangelical Southern Baptist doing it? You may as well be wearing a white sheet and be holding up a sign that says "PAPISTS GO HOME"

Finish the op

Opinion Guest Essay Why Aren’t the Kids Out Protesting Against Trump? April 14, 2026

they are. next question!

Pope Leo watching that juicy high fastball JD Vance just left him as he contemplates excommunication

incredible that the lifelong Catholic in this specific situation is The Pope

"Well, actually"ing the Pope on theology is peak adult convert behavior

He’ll hit that one too.

Bad Weather can't handle this drip.

Certain people didn’t see the point of noise demos but clearly they REALLY got to them

I'm not a jam band guy at all so Goose just hits my ears and I go "No thanks! This is boring as shit! I don't wanna listen to original Phish music, much less a third-generation derivative!" Which I guess is how others think of Geese

I can't believe how many people are replying to the OP saying "Goose is better," even if Geese isn't your thing you'd have to be insane to think a third-rate jam band is better. Just a fundamental disconnect here, I will never understand these people.

I don't care if people like Geese or not, I think they're good but not my favorites, however, also Drew once said he always skipped the Dan Bejar songs on New Pornographers albums which is an actual terrible opinion so I think we should take this with a grain of salt.

John Paul II came out against the Iraq War, the difference now is that they actually tried to sell the public on that one so it didn't land very hard.

It me

Hell yeah

i will vote for any candidate who offers up this slogan

no one is doing it like jd vance, a loser across three continents in a single weekend