This is literally me and I don’t care if my girlfriend sent this to me as a callout post if the designers made a mistake with the UV I’m going to point it out

Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

J.K. Rowling Escapes  Insane Asylum

J.K. Rowling Escapes  Insane Asylum https://theonion.com/j-k-rowling-escapes-insane-asylum/

The Heroine of the story. Will recover your HPs when you ASK. #deltarune

Writing my dissertation by god damn gunpoint

Scoop the child

Don’t think the generator was made for the full quote

it fucken WIMDY

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation

I subscribe to the idea that there an exact job for every autistic person to excel at in the world and once we employ the last autistic person to their dream job society will enter a golden age like in Civ 7

Been working my ass off for my final uni project, soon you’ll be able to play it - watch this space!

Absolute fabulous work!! Would highly recommend Shaggi, I’ve got a few comms from them and they are allways on point! <3

Mofy
Chosf
Vodkey

I think 2026 I’m going to be dyslexic

(cw: self-poisoning, sorta)

Posting this piece now because I keep doubling back and changing things, and tbh I think I'm just getting too insecure to look at it rationally.

"Mirror Malady" #azzywrites🦇

(Pages 1-4)

Time to be nefarious

I have done my time in retail you can’t make me go back

Mam this is a Wendy’s

Damn fine woman right there >;3c

Re-entering my slut era

Happy pride everyone <3 🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍👨🏳️‍⚧️👩‍❤️‍👩🇩🇪👨‍❤️‍👨🏳️‍🌈

I have a question what happened to the number 37

"Mega Dragonite looks dumb and gay,"

And you look like the reason your parents only do oral now. What of it?

Is this the gay frog chemicals I’ve heard so much about

Don’t worry babe your allready annoying xoxox

If your kinks aren’t problematic then they aren’t kinks they are hobbies

Sometimes you just gotta spit on a man and call him piggy like what’s so wrong with that

But if you put a pot on my head I will assume no ill will and not question when it falls off and all my shit is gone

sketch comm taken at cfz completed for @leowolfbane.bsky.social ! thanks again sm!! it was a pleasure to draw these two again

Help I was left alone in the dealers den for 20 minutes and now the bank is preparing to foreclose on my house

This fact will not however stop me from making the same mistake tomorrow

Just as making that mistake yesterday didn’t stop me from doing it today

@confuzzled.org.uk you are my addiction

He was a French boy
She did rat-ballet
What more can I say?

Connnnnvennntttiiionnnnn
@confuzzled.org.uk