my wife bought a die with a little die inside of it and I rolled 6 7 on it

customer service is cooking my brain

fun fact: your internal body temperature rises when you are infected because viruses are using your body for peer to peer file sharing

i say to two figures on a couch "brb guys!!" i leave the room one of the couch people says to the other "why the fuck is she pretending to be a person" "like am i crazy or is that not just a mannequin pantomiming human behavior"

a treat is being held out towards a primeape that is poorly photoshopped over a dog. the caption has been edited to say "Ragebaiting my primeape until it evolves"

badeline: you are NOT a mountain climber

me, with hundreds of hours spent climbing the mountain:💃💅↘️🅱️🅰️↘️🅱️

*kira voice* i'll make a bluesky post... and delete it!!

( hdg )

sorry i cant stop myself

a big part of it is that i havent rly decided how i want to make osrs content, but i want to because its quickly become my main game and i wanna share my interests with my friends!! i just havent quite figured out how to make it interesting for ppl who havent played...

just finished my first long term goal in runescape (sins of the father) and i feel rly happy cuz i basically did the final fight on hard mode but also lowkey i kinda wish i had recorded my journey to make a video about it but maybe some things are best kept just for me

Tumblr user willgrahamscock posts an image of a sad little animal, crying from having tomatoes thrown at it, with the title "what I think will happen if I message my mutuals". The user fleaful responds with a 4 panel comic, showing the beforementioned creature being washed, dried, and comforted. They add "the image was making me sad so I drew the little guy being taken care of". The user r4bbitmorgue then responds with a picture of the little guy, but in colour and more fluffy, a glowing heart on it's chest and it's eyes full of love. Alongside the quote "To be loved is to be changed".

additional followup post!

i spent six months building my perfect minecraft storage YouTube video by trinkit

hiiii everyyoshi!! i just published my latest and fifth episode of my minecraft survival series! i'd love if you watched it, and if you'd really like to support me it would be very kind if you left a like, a comment, or subscribed to my channel :)

I hope you enjoy watching!!

youtu.be/V1QDvLuWmmE

the big hurdle to overcome is that a lot of that motivation probably came from self loathing which i kinda moved on from when i started liking myself more

maybe my next new years resolution will have to do with early am exercise, much to consider .....

sometimes i kinda miss the days i woke up obscenely early.... i hated the mid day naps but i lovee early morning vibes when the world is calm and peaceful.... but i also love staying up late and being prog addled silly mode, but maybe i am missing a certain intensity in my life these days

observer gf
- observing
- detects ordinarily overlooked details
- sees the big picture
- learning to sit back and observe
- "i'll take a look at that"
- "yes, i'm keeping an eye on it"
- scanning everything
- "i see"
- takes pleasure in looking
- always watching
- always watching
- always wa

in the span of one day i can forget something up to one hundred thousand times

tummy hurt so bad its got me thinking my appendix grew back

if the leftists win they will destroy our way of life (constant unnecessary suffering)

bitches get scritches

having never used tiktok or vine i am unbelievably susceptible to yt shorts but i cant stand not picking the video im watching so i have to just wait for them to show up on my home page. if they ever implement a proper home screen for shorts im cooked

🥺

learning about brown recluse spiders as a child has made me sooo scared of every brown spider i see forever because these bitches are so hard to identify!!! almost every spider i see looks unique and horrifying in ways i could never have imagined

its midnight and my partners are asleep and theres a scary spider right next to my bed ;_;

By age 30, you should have at least (2) original characters, (3) pieces of media you love apologetically despite obvious flaws, and (1) kink that takes at least thirty seconds to explain

please stop jumping ....

i am the turtle that carries the world on its back. its freaking heavy

its so annoying how capitalism shapes my self worth even when i know its bad and wrong

normal brain: i miss my friends, i wanna reach out :3

stupid idiot brain: you fool. ur friends would never enjoy your company while you enchant + alch 300 more combat bracelets. your only value to them is entertainment and not the conversations and company that brought u together in the first place

prog hitting so hard im getting emotional about how awesome sand crabs are