That’s a heck of a way to treat our “warfighters” there. I’m sure they’ll really be focused on “warfighting” while you’ve incarcerated and/or shipped their families off.

The irony is that the conspiracy people eat it up. Like, shouldn’t this be the very first person you suspect?

It’s always funny to me seeing “former CIA” people on conspiracy podcasts and TV shows like we should believe that they are no longer CIA and that their appearance is not just an op.

My PTO next week can't come soon enough. Jon needs a break.

It was nice of Carolina to let Montreal win to make my Uncle’s trip south this week worth his while. They played the good host.

I've long held the rule of thumb, that if you know an umpire's name that it probably means that they're bad at their job. I've known Bucknor's name for a long time.

*checks notes* Yep, third generation. Checks out.

Here's to terrible drivers in LMP2s. Satinder got destroyed in his final stint by a guy with a 192 iRating. That was apparently the incident points needed to DQ the guy. Finished P22. Same place with finished Daytona.

For reference, 99.6% of iRacers have an iRating above 192.

Triple stinted to close out my race. P29 -> P22. Alex and Satinder to finish us off. We're about in the middle of about 15-20 cars in about a three-minute window on track. Who can stay out of trouble over the next six hours? #iRacing

Disaster early in our #iRacing Sebring 12h. Got sandwiched on the pace laps. And then in turn 3-4, someone wrecked and then basically weaved across the track a few times collecting pretty much everyone behind us. It’s been a long time since I’ve had a starting stint go that bad.

This is what happens when you get romantic about baseball.

She’s an ex-Trump. So, not sure that works that way.

A picture perfect example of why we had DEI in the first place. It’s not about elevating the undeserving, but ensuring that those who are deserving aren’t held back because they aren’t a while male. Why are white men so soft?

I hope you enjoy horses, dear.

I buy Girl Scout cookies via Venmo from someone at work every year. It’s the only thing I use Venmo for and every year it’s funny to see what my friends are sending money for.

I just realized that my wife, who is laying next to me asleep, fell asleep using her phone and so has been watching the same reel on repeat for probably about the last hour. 😂

RIP her algorithm.

Me: I don’t bet baseball, but I’ll drop a couple bucks on the Cards to win today because Liberatore is always strong against the Rays.

The Cardinals:

👇

Will Wade said that this year’s team would be the worst team he coached at NC State.

Now that he’s leaving after one year, it’s also the best.

He's a tool now. Once you elect him, he's a power tool.

To be fair to Rob, I've never attended an Opening Day and I'm a much bigger baseball fan than he is.

Did you see that the Diamondbacks don't have a left-handed reliever on their roster? Yeah, their bullpen is alright.

Yes. And don't even get me started on all the stupid pages on Facebook that push fake AI news that has zero grounding in anything resembling reality.

When your wife asks you to proofread a setup guide she made for the app we use for our volunteers at church and you redesign it for consistency first because that's what you do for a living.

Scooby Don't.

So, Trump is exactly what they claimed Biden was.

The Canes are just saving their best stuff for when they play the Canadiens in Lenovo on Sunday when we will be in the house with my uncle who is a diehard Habs fan. Can’t lose that one.

Everyone gets the sound bite they want when you have press time like this.

A gentleman of taste, I see.

🚨 It is #IMSA Day in America. 🚨