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What was your favourite Craig Murray moment? Mine was when he suggested the Salisbury poisoners weren’t actually FSB agents but gay bodybuilders who had gone to Salisbury for their gay bodybuilding purposes

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They are asking for the greatest tweet ever on the old place, and @excelpope.net deserves his laurels.

4 weeks ago 1 0 1 0
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"Doctor, I have trouble sleeping."
"Go and see the great singer Morrissey, you'll be asleep in no time."
"But Doctor..."

1 month ago 613 132 67 47

@davidstainer.bsky.social STAINER! #Stainer

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If the Lords were to step aside and allow the passage of this bill we will finally be able to create "The Sleepshop" from the novel "Do not create The Sleepshop."

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Wisdom from the old man

3 months ago 699 130 12 2
Independent headline, 17 December 2013: Children evacuated from swimming pool after prosthetic leg mistaken for a paedophile

Independent headline, 17 December 2013: Children evacuated from swimming pool after prosthetic leg mistaken for a paedophile

Happy Chris Morris was more prophet than satirist day to all who celebrate

2 years ago 572 176 11 9
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A good second mention can keep a connoisseur purring all day.

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Good King Whatshisname looked out
On the Beast Of Burden
A band called YES played Roundabout
Man, you shoulda heard em
Brightly shone the moon that night
On the streets of Bieber
Popped a cookie in his mouth
Made by elves of Keebler RS

4 months ago 53 2 7 0

Would crowdfund.

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This is the most horrific trophy I’ve ever seen. It looks like a cursed object found in a desert crypt.

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Manic Street Preachers are just Stereophonics for people who say "Actually" a lot

9 months ago 22 6 3 3
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Cannot WAIT to go to the Hammersmith & City line Winter Wonderland.

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We are on course to give these filthy war criminals much of what they want. I despise the current US administration as much as most of you, but dear Lord, its predecessor should have done the right thing and let Ukraine win.

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I hated Free as a Bird, but this made sense. This still feels like The Beatles.
youtu.be/ax7krBKzmVI?...

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Hmmm. Real Love was a perfect full stop for me. I will try your method, though.

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“So soon, so soon, so soon”

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Until I can watch Gene Clark's Civilisation, I'm not even interested.

*niche "Some Misunderstanding" joke goes here*

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“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”

The three spirits:

4 months ago 77 9 3 12

@jrowanbxl.bsky.social requests lamb. Some of you will recall that I did a slow-cooked lamb recipe for @brokenbanker.bsky.social but that was Greek, this time let's go Quebecquois.

4 months ago 2 1 1 1
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Any excuse to post this - A Life in the Day of Tom Baker - share.google/6AW86DGjh18v...

5 months ago 6 3 0 0

It will never not be compelling to me that the same people who produced Goldeneye - a fun, campy Bond in which Bond is both younger than he was in Licence to Kill but also apparently was around in it, also said “you know what Bond needs? Lore!” in the 2020s.

5 months ago 172 18 23 2
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3 rows with each NYC mayoral candidate:

(blue bar) Zohran Mamdani
(yellow bar) Andrew M. Cuomo
(red bar) Curtis Sliwa (wearing a red had)

3 rows with each NYC mayoral candidate: (blue bar) Zohran Mamdani (yellow bar) Andrew M. Cuomo (red bar) Curtis Sliwa (wearing a red had)

sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively

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The worry, even if one would never dream of reading Teen Vogue and are far too old now (c'est moi), should be that we are seeing the death of a certain type of intelligent writing aimed at and written by the under 30s. Here in the UK, the NME, Maker, Smash Hits died. For shitty video and adverts.

5 months ago 5 2 0 0

Beth, I sympathise but there is a reason Buckingham Palace has security.

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I think the 80s ban is salient to what’s going on right now, but not in the way that Jenrick or the people cheering WMP’s call think.

(I am not including Gen Boles in the latter group.)

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RON SINGS "SOMETHING BAD HAPPENED TO A CLOWN" WRITTEN BY WARREN ZEVON
RON SINGS "SOMETHING BAD HAPPENED TO A CLOWN" WRITTEN BY WARREN ZEVON YouTube video by Rawnboy

Just heard the great news that Warren Zevon will finally
be inducted into the Rock N Roll Hall OF Fame by David Letterman! RS
youtu.be/iPx4plDNV_g?...

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