resign, baby boy mayor jacob frey. we dont even like you. gtfo.

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flyyying
soooooooaringggg

more cow jumping plz

i saw someone say that tinder is the sex app. i think im using this thing all wrong....

my submission to shark tank: weed grinder that screws onto a mason jar. its brilliant. sold. winner. done. boom. you're welcome, hipster stoners.

but honestly, think of how many puppies i could get with $5k. id be rich in puppies. take that birthing bonus.

it costs nearly $300,000 to raise a child in the us. a $5,000 baby bonus is literally 1.67% of that estimate. trying to boost the birth rate in these times are ripening the conditions for continued trajectory toward fascism.

i guess being on tinder confirms that i am totally a pick me girl. lol.

my research shows that someone will swipe right on me no matter what unhinged shit i put on my tinder profile.

spoiler: i did laundry at 930am instead.

i just realized i can do laundry whenever i want. like there isnt a laundry curfew. i am an adult and i can launder clothes at 939pm if i want.

i put it in my profile to see if it works.

why does everyone on tinder want a person to swipe right if they have daddy issues?

ive reached peak hotness because a 25 year old clown just liked me on a dating app.

im in new york city rn.

i block all cops on tinder.

"11:11 make a wish lol" is 100% the level of game i bring to every romantic interaction and youre welcome.

sometimes when im feeling down, i get high, eat fruit, and use my tinder account in passport mode to remind myself that im not just midwest hot, but also hot on both costs and most major metropolitans.

lol. just kidding.

i think an 11 minute space visit would fix me.

jon stewart? sure, he could get it. i said what i said.

so many cis straight married women are worried about how women are oppressed by the save act... but lets also remember that anyone with minoritized genders is impacted by name changes and voting in the us. queer and trans folx and ANYONE with minoritized genders are impacted.

just had my first autistic meltdown of q2. i would like a little cookie please.

xo

dont be rude to yourself

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I AM OVERJOYED WHAT A PERFECT BB BUN

gotta catch em all.

YOU KNOW I LOVE COW LOPS