3-panel comic. (1) (A person with a picture of a spacecraft behind head.] PERSON 1: There are now three spacecraft headed to Europe: NASA’s *Europa Clipper*, which will investigate Europa’s subsurface ocean, (2) [Person is gesturing at a picture of a different spacecraft while talking to a person with a ponytail and a person with short hair.] PERSON 1: ESA’s *Jupiter Icy Moons Explorer*, which will study the topography and chemistry of Europa and the other moons, (3) [Person with a picture behind head of a Zamboni with a rocket launcher underneath] and the NHL’s *Zamboni Voyager*, which plans to resurface Europa. PERSON FROM OFF-PANEL: Oh no. PERSON 1: We tried to stop them, but the league is set on an expansion.

Europa Missions

xkcd.com/3234/

Tweet by INFOWARS @infowars Shirtless Alex Jones Jumps in to Explain the TRUTH About the Deceivers at THE ONION: “They're In Deep Sh*t... Just Because You're Wearing My Shirt, Don't Mean You're Me!" @HarrisonHSmith WATCH LIVE NOW NOW NOW NOW! x.com/i/broadcasts/1... [Video with a pink and shiny Alex Jones standing around in a studio having lost his shirt] LOW IQ [this is written on a baseball cap on the desk] I11:21 PM UTC+1 Apr 20, 2026

Two images stacked Top is a pink and shiny half-naked and possibly intoxicated Alex Jones standing around in a studio, having lost his shirt. There a bloke sat at a desk looking slightly confused. Lower image is the new Infowars logo which now has rainbow neon letters and The Onion logo where the O is. It's just beautiful

Alex Jones is taking it all really well 🙃

I can just hope that as soon as this is over, europe, hopefully with the nordic countries continuing as the spearhead, will send whatever resources can be spared to help Ukraine to recover. They will really need our support.

And this has been such a evil war. Greanades used to booby trap murdured civilians to hurt civilians mourning their loved ones. booby traps in fridges, apartments etc. Mines in playgrounds. This is a picture of a russian mine. They are dropped from helicopters en masse. It's so fucking widespread.

That's just a extremely small part of what needs to be done. We're not even mentioning mines of different sorts, unexploded ordinance, munitions abandoned, warships parked in "inconvenient" places, burnt out tanks etc etc etc. It's so fucking much. I think this can be the worst cleanup yet.

When the war finally ends in Ukraine the cleanup efforts will be so immense that it's almost impossible for us up here to even fathom it. But we can break it down in to little pieces. These are fiber optic cables left by drones. It will take years to just clean them up. Years. It's everywhere.

Kan ha överskattat min slow cooker lite.

Viktiga bilder!

Wait is that why Google keeps shoving gemini down my throat?

Want proof astrology isn't real? I'm a gemini but still got cancer. I want my fuckin money back!

Comic. [Person and person with white hat facing two boxes stacked with $80 price tag and sale tag on each box.] PERSON 1: They want $80 for this? I could make one myself for $10 in parts, an hour of work, a trip to the hardware store, another $30 in parts, another few hours of work, two more trips to the store for $20 more in parts, another hour of work to redo the first hour of work because I messed up, and $80 to buy this when the one I made breaks.

Make It Myself

xkcd.com/3233/

Betyder det här att dom inte hittade mina pengar och att bensinen är gratis?

Jösses.....

Hot take: man borde inte få övningsköra med sina barn utan att först klara en uppkörning själv. Inte för 40 år sedan utan samma år. Handledareutbildningen är helt värdelös. Uppkörning för handledare skulle omedelbart höja nivån på våra förare i Sverige. Omedelbart.

Jag har köpt märkmaskin

Stridsbåt 90 appreciation post.

Drivers are trained at driving at full speeds through the Swedish archipelagoes, even with radar only. Training is performed by covering the windows.

Devised as a means of fire support and transport of coastal rangers, eventually broadened use.

This is Sadie. She was finally reunited with her human, astronaut Christina Koch, after her mom’s voyage around the moon took her the furthest any human has ever been from their dog. She can't wait to hear all about the universe. 14/10 (IG: astro_christina)

Sannerligen en multi role kärra!

Bzzzzzzzzzzzz, Bzzzzzzzzzzzz, Fwooooosh, Bzzzzzzzzz!

Tack!

Formula E?

Idag har jag testat min egen förmåga att leda i kris, men också lärt mig otroligt mycket om att jobba med människor djupt ner i konen. Att leda. Men också lärt mig att när krisen kommer måste man våga köra över någon som gör fel.

Idag överlevde någon. Tack vare det. Öva!

Idag stirrade jag döden i vitögat och svarade bryskt not today you fucker, not today. Idag gjorde jag skillnad. Idag räddade jag ett liv.

Efter reflektion vill jag lämna er med det här budskapet. Lär er HLR. Öva på HLR. Mer. Tills ni kan det i sömnen. För det är den mentala nivån ni kommer vara på.

I've been meaning to ask you humans about this "leader of the free world" thing because like...

... what free world ...

... where ...

... and did they ask you to lead them?

[circling our one and only moon] what a beautiful place for a data center

Är väl upp till var och en om dom vill gå i exil där borta eller inte lixom?

This is Milka. She'll get around to chasing her tail eventually. But for now she is just getting to know it. 12/10 (TT: milka_collie5)

@isntdave.bsky.social Stop blowing me please. It's cold.

How long does it take a Happy Meal to start working?