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My life has been a bit tetherless while I've been 'on vacation' between contracts. I need the structure of a job to get anything done efficiently πŸ˜…

I have so many plans!!

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Today is my first day officially back on contract and I'm sitting here waiting for the email to come in so I can start onboarding... This is like the night before the first day of school! πŸ˜‚πŸ™Œ

(And yes, I have all my 'school supplies' lined up on my nice clean desk ready to go 🀣)

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Every so often I ponder giving up on social media since I'm horrid at it.

At the same time I feel like I should be scheduling time for it instead... there's so much cool/pretty/interesting stuff! πŸ€”

I'm too good at forgetting the rest of the world exists... an antisocial hibernating turtle fr. πŸ˜…

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Deep down, aren't we all the same?
Don't you feel your time would be better spent shambling through mossy forests, or haunting the parapets of a crumbling cliffside castle, pining for the return of your betrothed, who is lost on a storm wracked sea?

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A photo of a Stone Pebble sized drafter called Iced Sugar Cookie. The base color is like a cookie, with white icing like marks dripping down from the back. The mane and tail are pink. There are some sprinkles on the back, and a gingerbread man cookie painted on the side. Two hooves are white with green stripes, and the other two are white with red stripes.

A photo of a Stone Pebble sized drafter called Iced Sugar Cookie. The base color is like a cookie, with white icing like marks dripping down from the back. The mane and tail are pink. There are some sprinkles on the back, and a gingerbread man cookie painted on the side. Two hooves are white with green stripes, and the other two are white with red stripes.

Did everyone get enough tasty treats over the holidays? We seem to have a leftover sugar cookie on this Whimsical Horse Wednesday! πŸͺπŸ˜‹

#modelhorse #stonehorses

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I had waaaaaay too much fun using it as a checklist of 'ooo, I remember that!' πŸ˜‚

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Annnnd the unit tests found bugs, so time to fix those and then do more doodles I suppose! πŸ˜‚

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5min Pencil sketch of a White-Bellied Go Away Bird and Ring-tailed Lemur pseudo-gryphon

5min Pencil sketch of a White-Bellied Go Away Bird and Ring-tailed Lemur pseudo-gryphon

So... In my defense, I am waiting on unit tests to finish running. πŸ˜‚ It's not quite right, but it was fun! πŸŽ‰πŸŽ¨

(5 min pencil sketch of a White-Bellied Go Away Bird + Ring-tailed Lemur pseudo-gryphon, because... reasons.)

((Very very good reasons!))

(((I need to dig out my prismacolors...))) #art

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...I have the sudden urge to gryphon this bird with something πŸ˜‚ (That whole look is too awesome!)

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Today's WIPSnips is 'table' and I went 'this one is easy!'... and then it wasn't. πŸ˜‚

The only writing that word is in is finished fanfics from years (decades) ago or WiPs I've posted before. I was hoping for something new!

...I wonder if this means I need a new WiP. πŸ€” (Too bad code doesn't count!)

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Your daily fortune:
When sending wishes, always send your best. But you can send your medium and mediocre wishes along too, because times are hard.

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NEW COMIC: Diet Buddies
(inspired by our new puppy)

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A photo of Bucket, a tan American Bulldog/Lab (we guess) cross a few days after adoption from the pound. Estimated to be about 8mo old. (He's now 9+)

A photo of Bucket, a tan American Bulldog/Lab (we guess) cross a few days after adoption from the pound. Estimated to be about 8mo old. (He's now 9+)

The current frosted snickerdoodle dog! (9+ years)

The current frosted snickerdoodle dog! (9+ years)

He dug many holes (bucketloader) and was a friendly doofus (buckethead). πŸ˜‚

So his full name is: Sir Buckethead the Gallant

He's a bit scary looking, so I named him something silly so when I introduced him to folks they'd laugh and relax.

He's older but still a friendly doofus! πŸ˜‚

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There are some games genres I enjoy that I'm beyond horrid at playing... so I watch entertaining play-throughs by other humans instead. (Sometimes they don't play any better than I would, but it's funny and not infuriating when it's happening to someone else. πŸ˜‚)

No robots needed!

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Cat and I have a cold so we are cuddled up together watching English murder mysteries. He says the human did it…I think he’s right.

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He was still nervous but relaxed enough at the end to let the vet get behind him and skritch his butt! Where shots go! He even gave the vet and vet tech medium-sized wags!

They have the time to go slow with him (and they -want- to) and I just... there are no words for The Happy I have right now. 😭

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Bucket has survived the new vet! πŸŽ‰

Today he got pets and treats and a physical (with no growling!!) and nothing else. I got the heartworm meds for six months so we'll have time to work him into tolerating bloodwork and shots again.

Back in a month for more vet snuggles & bloodwork (hopefully!)

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The old vet got bought out by VCA who then got bought by Mars... and yeah. Roughly 2.5 years ago the new staff stopped being able to work with him without sedation, which takes him four hours to wake up from. (I'd sit in the car in their parking lot with him.)

So, new vet, new hope. Wish us luck! 😰

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Doggo has an appointment with the new vet at 1pm. They're supposed to be good with anxious dogs so I'm hoping to the high heavens that they'll be able to work without sedation. (He's 9ish, 100lbs, dosed up on Acepromazine and TraZODone, and will be wearing a muzzle.)

He's chill, I'm trying to be. πŸ˜…

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lil Alexstrasza❀️
#worldofwarcraft

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Are you looking for magic? Have you put it down somewhere, placed common sense on top of it by accident. Do you remember how it hummed, if it shone for you and beckoned? Can you think of a happy thought? It can be the smallest thing, like stars balanced on your fingers…

#thingstowriteabout magic

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Your daily fortune:
Slow down and don't race through life, or you may miss some cool weird stuff hiding in the shadows.

3 months ago 58 17 1 1

More model horses in the feed is always a win! πŸ˜πŸŽ‰

...although now I'm curious how many palominos are cantering along your shelves! πŸ€” (I've got a passel of dilutes, but not sure how many actual palominos.)

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A photo of a Stone model horse on the Remington (running stock horse) mold with the standard tail and standard short mane. He is a design-a-horse in sooty palomino, 2025 overo, 2025 wide blaze, right hind sock, and blue eyes.

A photo of a Stone model horse on the Remington (running stock horse) mold with the standard tail and standard short mane. He is a design-a-horse in sooty palomino, 2025 overo, 2025 wide blaze, right hind sock, and blue eyes.

I already have Whimsical Horse Wednesday, but what if I added PaloMonday? πŸ€”

#modelhorse #stonehorses

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T-Rex: It's a new year! And, as is tradition...

T-Rex: ...it is also a NEW ME.

T-Rex: It's a new year! And, as is tradition... T-Rex: ...it is also a NEW ME.

Dromiceiomimus: Oh that's too bad, T-Rex! I liked the you I already knew, but I guess it HAS been getting to be that time.
T-Rex: Yeah, I liked the old me too! But new year, you know. I don't make the rules.
Dromiceiomimus: Yeah, these are the terms we all live under!

Dromiceiomimus: Oh that's too bad, T-Rex! I liked the you I already knew, but I guess it HAS been getting to be that time. T-Rex: Yeah, I liked the old me too! But new year, you know. I don't make the rules. Dromiceiomimus: Yeah, these are the terms we all live under!

Utahraptor: So what are you thinking - a relaunch? Reboot? Retooling?
T-Rex: I'm thinking: FULL REBOOT.

T-Rex: There will be parts you recognize, but many of them will be updated and different, portrayed by actors you don't recognize. And there'll be cheeky little nods to the old me, but in a winky way. Oh! And maybe the old me will come back as a cameo, but now playing my grandfather or something.

Utahraptor: So what are you thinking - a relaunch? Reboot? Retooling? T-Rex: I'm thinking: FULL REBOOT. T-Rex: There will be parts you recognize, but many of them will be updated and different, portrayed by actors you don't recognize. And there'll be cheeky little nods to the old me, but in a winky way. Oh! And maybe the old me will come back as a cameo, but now playing my grandfather or something.

Off panel: Honestly, this doesn't sound nearly as good as what we already have.
T-Rex: I know, I know!!
T-Rex: But it's a NEW YEAR, and idioms have TOO MUCH POWER!

Off panel: Honestly, this doesn't sound nearly as good as what we already have. T-Rex: I know, I know!! T-Rex: But it's a NEW YEAR, and idioms have TOO MUCH POWER!

wait, i ALSO have to forget all my old acquaintances? BUT THEY WERE SUCH A GREAT SUPPORTING CAST FOR ME

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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue watches as Green drags himself past him, still wearing a christmas cap and sparkling slightly, looking thoroughly exhausted.
Green: The whole point of the holidays is getting to start the new year on a clean slate.

Blue listens as Green pauses to continue his explanation.
Green: By the end of the month you're relieved to get back to routine and healthier habits.

Looking at the aura of sparkles that is trailing behind Green, Blue raises an eyebrow in puzzlement.
Blue: Are you shedding glitter?

Green turns to look at the sparkles that trail behind him.
Green: No, I'm sweating it out.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue watches as Green drags himself past him, still wearing a christmas cap and sparkling slightly, looking thoroughly exhausted. Green: The whole point of the holidays is getting to start the new year on a clean slate. Blue listens as Green pauses to continue his explanation. Green: By the end of the month you're relieved to get back to routine and healthier habits. Looking at the aura of sparkles that is trailing behind Green, Blue raises an eyebrow in puzzlement. Blue: Are you shedding glitter? Green turns to look at the sparkles that trail behind him. Green: No, I'm sweating it out.

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Two scientist walk through a lab. One is saying:
"I am a scientist, Martin. My observations must be meticulously documented, rigorously analysed and objectively verified. Haste is the enemy of wisdom!"

The other asks:
"But could you share a preliminary appraisal of your general thinking?"

The first replies:
"Well, if you insist on a crudely reductive answer, then, yes, I had a nice christmas."

Two scientist walk through a lab. One is saying: "I am a scientist, Martin. My observations must be meticulously documented, rigorously analysed and objectively verified. Haste is the enemy of wisdom!" The other asks: "But could you share a preliminary appraisal of your general thinking?" The first replies: "Well, if you insist on a crudely reductive answer, then, yes, I had a nice christmas."

A back-to-work cartoon for @newscientist.com

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Screenshot of a spreadsheet with a partial lesson plan for Potions, Year 1

Screenshot of a spreadsheet with a partial lesson plan for Potions, Year 1

And this is why I am incapable of getting any -actual- writing done in a timely manner... sigh. Worldbuilding, gogogo!

(Also, interclass Herbology lessons ftw!) ((The copper kettle was created in transfiguration))

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I am assuming my curse is genetic then, as my Dad is also a older-earlier riser. My Mom got a new kitten this year, so she has no choice in the matter. πŸ˜‚

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The older I get the easier it is to get up early and (oddly) the more likely I am to get something creative done in the morning (vs at night).

This is a talent I could have used when I was younger, so I'm a little miffed.

Ah well, getting older is always better than the alternatives, so onwards! πŸ˜…

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