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you ever just play boadicea by enya out of the speakers on your phone while lying in bed

1 month ago 0 0 0 0

i'm a rando on the internet but your art brings me joy

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a man wearing a black and white sweater says " that 's a hard pass " ALT: a man wearing a black and white sweater says " that 's a hard pass "

the novel: "a waving black pedipalp coated in dark hairs forces its way out through Hilton's left eye"
me: "what's a pedipalp?"
*searches*
me:

2 months ago 0 0 0 0

if i dropped dead tomorrow at least i wouldn't have to deal with work anymore

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scott: could it be from "i, robot"?
me: nah, the tunnels in "i,robot" are oval shaped
*beat*
me: WHY DO I KNOW THAT?! how in any way is that information useful to me

2 months ago 2 0 1 0

adobe prices have become a joke. that coupled with having to commit to an annual subscription basically guarantees me dropping the products this year. time to learn some alternatives i guess. or just give up entirely.

2 months ago 0 0 0 0

good friendships can only offset so much of the shit hole my life is

2 months ago 1 0 0 0
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a person is laying on a couch in a dark room with a lot of trash on the floor . ALT: a person is laying on a couch in a dark room with a lot of trash on the floor .
3 months ago 0 0 0 0

i had 2 good weeks and now i'm miserable again

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a woman in a lab coat says " don t try to understand it " ALT: a woman in a lab coat says " don t try to understand it "

i wish movies with flashbacks would stop putting a "present day" subtitle when returning from the flashback. present day? when was this film shot? do i need to imdb the release date now so i can figure out the time difference between the flashback and the "present" that was actually 30 years ago?

3 months ago 1 0 0 0

i discovered your work in 2025 and it was both enjoyable to see but also a boon to my own creativity so thanks!

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a man is sweating while laying on a bed with a caption that says kerralee ALT: a man is sweating while laying on a bed with a caption that says kerralee

29c (84f) at 1am on xmas day

3 months ago 0 0 0 0

not me going to bed every night and laying there doing the mental math on the percentage of my time off that has gone by (18.75%)

3 months ago 0 0 0 0
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a man with long hair and a beard is holding a lit match in his hand ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is holding a lit match in his hand

i can't help but love him

4 months ago 0 0 0 0
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a man wearing a black and white sweater says " that 's a hard pass " ALT: a man wearing a black and white sweater says " that 's a hard pass "

getting likes on my posts and seeing they're from people making ai "art". ew ew ew ew ew.

4 months ago 2 0 0 0
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two men are sitting at a table with a laptop . ALT: two men are sitting at a table with a laptop .

the like a dragon games are bad for my blood pressure. i rage so hard at the injustice.

4 months ago 1 0 0 0
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i want that entire fit (unfamiliar with the band tho)

4 months ago 1 0 0 0
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ralph from the simpsons is standing in front of a row of lockers waving . ALT: ralph from the simpsons is standing in front of a row of lockers waving .
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a woman is sitting at a table in front of a tv screen that says only murders in the building on it ALT: a woman is sitting at a table in front of a tv screen that says only murders in the building on it

damn yakuza / like a dragon games. everytime i say definitively that i don't like a character, or i will never like them, or that they can't be redeemed, they go and make me like them. those bastards.

4 months ago 4 0 1 0
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. @echochlo.com out here reminding us we've been putting up baby numbers when it comes to hate
(bsky for the love of good increase your file size limits, time limits, and file upload speeds)

4 months ago 2 0 0 0
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a man wearing a shirt that says schitts creek on the bottom ALT: a man wearing a shirt that says schitts creek on the bottom

me: "looks like it's just one stick of ram that might be fucked. good thing a stick of ram is one of the cheapest things to repl-"
*sees prices*
me: "what happened?"
scott: "ai"

4 months ago 2 0 0 0
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Feeling extra festive and grateful for the snowy weather this season. It's something I didn't know how much I missed until I had it again. A little Yule Log animation to celebrate and share the magic ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŽ„

#mograph #3d

4 months ago 10 5 0 1

why is it always a friday night or saturday morning that i'm troubleshooting hardware issues or bsods

4 months ago 2 0 1 0

"this is just an idea meeting, we don't have to worry about ethics at this stage".
so i refused to sign my name to anything that came out of that meeting.
thinking about that a lot these days.

4 months ago 2 0 1 0

they like surfing? highlight how close we are to some of the world's best beaches. find out about their kids and recommend private schools.
when i raised this as a huge red flag and violation of ethics it was hand-waived away.

4 months ago 1 0 1 0

i was once invited to participate in a brainstorming session at my (now) former workplace to determine methods for attracting the best candidates for roles at the organization. popular ideas included massive invasions of privacy via social media to find out info about candidates personal lives.

4 months ago 1 0 1 0
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I made a machine steal the work of a real human being. It's almost as if the stolen work it regurgitated seems like it was written by a real human being. Instead of giving that credit to the breathing person it was stolen from... perhaps the theft machine is actually alive??

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