Legacy of Kain Ascendance is...

I mean it's...

Hoo boy.

how can you come up with something like LLMcat off the cuff and be retired from battle rap

2 wins. 6 judges. 0 losses.

MAN I'm good.

I keep thinking about a tryout rap battle where a guy's opening bar was saying his opponent looked like one of the Poddington Peas

Which is a mad reference to begin with but one of his boys had a printout of the show and jumped in like THAT'S YOOOU YOU'RE A PODDINGTON PEA really angrily

So I did an on-beat rap battle for the first time.

Even as someone who has Yakuza 3 as my least favourite in the series, man this is sad to read about.

In 2022, I made my battle rap debut.

In 2023, I had my dream match vs. the opponent at the top of my bucket list.

It was the most viewed UK battle of the 2020s.

Here's the opening minute of a video essay I'm making explaining how me vs. Anderson Burrus came to be.

4 years ago, I picked up a new hobby and said I'd give it a go. I became a battle rapper.

2 years later I had the most viewed rap battle in the UK this decade.

I'm making a video essay on it. Just recorded the script and it's 30+ minutes.

Please look forward to it because THIS WILL TAKE A WHILE

I'm actually motivated again.

I'm enjoying making and releasing stuff and there's more to come.

Just finishing the script for some longform content for a change. Waiting for permission to use the footage and this could be something very different and hopefully successful.

Okay this was a complete lie but THIS YEAR TOTALLY

You, Anderson and Archduke is a STACKED lineup.

So hey other social media sites make me want to gargle acid so I guess I'm back here.

Luckily I am still one of the best in the country at battle rap and I'm here to share that with you.

Premier Battles: Where Winning Matters - me vs. Slester is out now!

Now only No Shame can get the damn phone open

Fuck it, I am well and truly in panic mode, so I'm doing a sale.
£100 logos, including full commercial rights.
I'm doing 6 slots, first come first serve.
DM me.

This is TOMORROW! In like 24 hours we'll be doing Pop-Shove Its and Impossibles for the good of Trans People!

And DONATION REWARDS!

We have 5 amazing prizes up for grabs right now, and that list will only expand!
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Until more people appear on this platform, I declare myself the greatest battle rapper on Bluesky.

I present evidence.

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Hey so work is ✨Not Great✨ right now, so I'm opening up some VGen Logo Commissions!

Professional Quality Logos for your Twitch/Youtube channel, complete with Commercial Rights included!

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A week or so ago, I watched @queerbuccaneer.gay on stream playing a janky, charming, quintessentially British indie game about running a chip shop.

We were unexpectedly hooked.

Tonight at 7, we're back - and we might figure out how to make mushy peas this time.

twitch.tv/queerbuccaneer

QueerBuccaneer - Twitch Welcome to the Queer Buccaneer! The greatest and gayest secret tavern this side of Limsa Lominsa! Hidden inside a Pirate Ship in the Docks of Aleport, we're always open for new guests if you can find ...

TONIGHT!
Myself and @ghastbuff.bsky.social return to Fishsa Lominsa to save the Chip Shops of England from the French Army, or something?
Idk the plot of the game makes no sense but you ever wanna see a Magician and a Battle Rapper run a chippy together?
You do now.
7pm @ www.queerbuccaneer.gay

Here's my horror short
FORESTRY SERVICE

It's a found footage analog horror made in UE5, Prem Pro & Ableton

Voiceover by @ghastbuff.bsky.social

Won 1st place in @sohohorrorfest.bsky.social 's Blair Witch-inspired short film contest judged by @freebusman.bsky.social & @jedshepherd.bsky.social

Kingslee Thunder vs Ghast Buff II | Premier Battles | Rap Battle YouTube video by Premier Battles

Now, I'm not the most knowledgable in Battle Rap, admittedly.
But this verse from @ghastbuff.bsky.social is the best I've ever heard
youtu.be/SIojEeFQw4E?...

FIRST DAY WORDPLAY THURSDAYS - DoeJoe & Quicksilver YouTube video by Ghast Buff

Going live in just over an hour - the return of FIRST DAY WORDPLAY THURSDAYS explores two battlers who debuted against each other and went on to form a doubles team.

#Vtuber #battlerap

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilXf...

What a stream! Thanks for the HUGE raid from ellyspacemantis, and every one who came with them to join me and impromptu guest @ghastbuff.bsky.social in the most chaotic Chippy ever!

Happy Bender Day.

Hecc yeah. Put my name in the hat.

AMONG US - WITH BATTLE RAPPERS YouTube video by Ghast Buff

Me and my other friends who rhyme insults at each other have been playing a game about suspicious beans. Going to try and livestream tonight.

Shotty Horroh, Quill, Bobby Rex - and more!

#Vtuber #VTuberEN #battlerap

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZgS...

CobblePath Games

Oh right..

Yeah it's my birthday.

Buy my games?

cobblepath-games.itch.io

I completely forgot to give credit to @ghastbuff.bsky.social for the new BGM that he made for me! 🙇‍♀️

It's the track that plays in between the song audio. Hope y'all like it as much I do. 🥰

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